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Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge

Guybrush Threepwood: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck: A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.
Guybrush Threepwood: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Woodchuck: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush Threepwood: A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Woodchuck: Oh, shut up!

[Looking at a bust in Elaine Marley's room]
Guybrush: You know I heard some guys talking about Marleys bust, this must be it.

Herman Toothrot: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree?
[the player must now go through 40 or so answers before finally being allowed to select:]
Guybrush: All colors?
Herman Toothrot: Exactly. Now, what has this experience taught you?
Guybrush: That philosophy isn't worth my time.
Herman Toothrot: I'm very impressed. It takes most people years to reach this point.

Rapp Scallion: Now I can finally rest within the fold of the earth... like a Steamin' Weenie on a hot bun.

Largo LaGrande: You're not from these parts are ya? This here's a toll bridge you've got to pay.
Guybrush: Is this some sort of bribery situation?
Largo LaGrande: No more like extortion, here allow me to demonstrate.
[Picks up Guybrush and holds him upside down over the side of the bridge]

Lechuck: Largo you've been my trusted henchman for many years but I will not hesitate to drag your entrails from the back of my ship if you do not bring me Guybrush Threepwood before he finds that treasure!

[after Governor Phatt has said that LeChuck is offering a large bounty for Guybrush's capture]
Guybrush: I bet that money could buy a lot of bacon grease and pure fat, huh?

Voodoo Lady: Two, four, six, eight, who do we assassinate? Largo, Largo, yeah!

[LeChuck has captured Guybrush and Wally and explained them the intricate torture mechanism]
LeChuck: Do you know what happens next?
Guybrush: Umm... Well...
LeChuck: I will then take your bones, still alive and in great pain, and make them into a chair. I will call it "My Screaming Chair". Every day I will sit in it and listen to you scream. Any questions?
[LeChuck soon gets tired of Guybrush's stupid questions and leaves the scene]
Wally: He didn't say what he was going to do to me!
Guybrush: An ottoman comes to mind.

Rapp Scallion: Violets are blue. Roses are read. We're coming aboard. Prepare to eat lead.

Guybrush Threepwood: Leg or no leg, I trust you about as far as I could throw Manhattan.

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