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Zickenterror an der High School

Gavin: [after using his giant Hummer to run over some guy's car] This section of the lot is for Huns only, enema head.

Mr. Chauncey: [after exchange student Katarina explains she is from Romania to the class] Thank you, Katarina. By the way, St. George is in the province of Transylvania, whose main export, other than the Dracula myth, is chocolate. My personal favorite is the cherry filled chocolate crucifixes at Eastertime.

Brooke: [after a long and prolonged fart] Sorry, it's all the fiber bars that I've been eating.

Sales Girl: [ringing up Danielle's skimpy underwear] Do you need socks or a belt with this?
Danielle: It's underwear, bitch.

Mr. Chauncey: [looking for his car in a parking garage] Where the hell is my car?
[confused]
Mr. Chauncey: Did I even drive here?

Tiffany: Why are we volunteering at this place?
Danielle: Because it looks good for our community service project, and so that Drew will like me. When I get what I want, I'm happy. And when I'm happy, I'm not a bitch.

Danielle: I gotta pee again.
Brooke: What is that like five times in an hour?
Danielle: Hey, I don't keep track of how many times you fart in an hour! I gotta go.

Tiffany: [crying] And then the optometrist said that I didn't have enough eyelid to cover a contact lens that thick.
Brooke: Remember when I farted in gym class and I said it was because of all the fiber bars?
Tiffany: [nods] Mm-hmm.
Brooke: Well it was, but it wasn't anymore.
Tiffany: Oh, my ass has dropped a full six inches.
Brooke: Hell, all of me's dropped a full six inches. I feel like with every minute I grow a year older.
Danielle: [whining] I've been wearing adult diapers for two weeks.

Danielle: [phone rings] Did I wake you?
Brooke: No, I had to get out of bed to answer the phone anyway.
Danielle: Good, because I've been thinking. There's something about Katarina that's not quite right.
Brooke: What are you talking about?
Danielle: Like when the light flickered the first time she came into Mr. Chauncey's class?
Brooke: And the way her image wasn't on the film.
Danielle: And she has Charity's old locker.
Brooke: And she's always at Valley Gorge Park just like Charity.
Danielle: And her address is the cemetery.
Brooke: So, what you're saying is she's...
Danielle: Charity's ghost.
Brooke: Danielle, do you realize how insane that sounds?
Danielle: Look, we caused her death and wrote the suicide note. Now she's come back to get us, and we can either do something about it or let her destroy all of us.
Brooke: You're starting to creep me out.
Danielle: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
[Danielle sees a mole on her neck]

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