Golfballs!

Going in you have to expect a weak story, bad acting, some terrible lines, a lot of fake breasts and a very pretty young leading lady who is constantly scantily dressed but always dressed and halfway through the movie she becomes the only one you want to see topl ess, but you never do. This movie delivers on all accounts, but does keep the bad acting and ridiculous lines within reason and the flow of topl ess women is pretty steady. Certainly not the worst movie of this type, but not the best either. It's watchable at best.

And that about sums it up. I give it a 5 out of 10, mostly for ripping off Caddyshack, but other than that, it takes Caddyshack one step further. And pokes fun at it. Just one hilarious movie.

like every one else out there i rented the movie thinking of 2 things. 1 its rip off of Caddy Shack. 2 the hot chick on the cover and the promise of many more. But alas the movie tanked in the first minute and never recovered. You are better of watching a rerun of mi2 like my friends did. i sat through the movie in hope that it can only get better but i was wrong. the acting if you can call it that was pathetic.No amount of nudity could save this movie. even the nudity has been foolishly displayed. the one or 2 moments that could have been funny are hopelessly lost. If you want nudity get a porn. Avoid At All Costs.

This movie fails on every single level it strives to attain. I just rented this sucker, trying to see if I could find a high-quality T&A flick in the tradition of "Porky's" and "Hardbodies." Disappointment does not begin to measure how I feel about this movie.

First off, the "plot" is too ridiculous for words. The movie starts as a blatant rip-off of "Caddyshack" and quickly proceeds downhill. Not that you rent this movie for plot -- you rent it for hooters and, ideally, a good simulated sex scene or two.

This movie does have some quality D-cups, although a couple of the most promising sets remain covered the entire flick. The highlight of the flick is the willingness of the blonde physics student to reveal her assets at the various points where the plot is going absolutely nowhere. (Incidentally, the one good joke in the flick puts this bimbo on a college campus reading a heavy text called, "The Law of Physics" -- there's just one?)But the flaw is in the execution -- she could have gone bareback so much more! After you've seen a babe take it all off, why have include scenes where she dramatically strips down to her bathing suit? Chests like hers are the reason we rent the movie -- don't scrimp.

The most ludicrous part of this movie is the scheme for saving the bad golf course -- a nude cart wash. Apparently, this golf course just happened to have a spare car wash lying around, perfectly equipped for buxom babes to get the customers into a high lather. I've been to dozens of golf courses -- these don't exist. Why not just make another car wash movie? Why was this set at a golf course? Just groan and bear it.

The most frustrating part of the flick is the lack of "romance." We get to see the babes pose, dance, and flirt, but we don't get to see any of the lucky guys become so. It's a guilty pleasure, but guys rent flicks like this to see average guys bag colossal babes. This movie doesn't let us witness the crowning effort of these movies.

A great sin. Don't rent the movie -- go to your neighborhood hot oil wrestling bar instead.

"Golfballs" is really a series of comedy skits rather than a deep and meaningfully scripted story and wasn't produced for an evening of cerebral challenge or serious entertainment….it's about looking at good looking babes running around in a Cart Wash (think car wash for golf carts) all covered in soapy water and almost nothing more! Most of the actors do a credible job, considering the majority, if not all of them, were working for exposure and experience rather than much if any pay.

The cinematography is high grade for a B flick…..which helps to get the film through the weak spots. This reflects the commercial (as in TV commercials) background of the filmmaker, Steve Procko. Music choices match the footage…..another professional touch for a low budget project.

The golf course backgrounds in Florida, help to add a nice back drop….especially, if the film is viewed on a cold winter night! "Golfballs" not only made it to the walls of Blockbuster, but also on late night cable TV in the US and foreign markets.

Lighten up…and laugh a little! Amy Lynn, the female lead, still looks good even after all those years of Howard Stern interviews!