- Derrick: You were thinking, Oh my God, I can't believe I got raped by my boyfriend AGAIN! Only you didn't know that both times it was me.
- Derrick: Nice people don't live life. I don't wanna go through all my days being all sweet and polite and then realize, when I'm 80, that I'm just some nice dead person.
- [first lines]
- Jones: I'm a girl with a problem. It's not like I don't know better. But I seem to have gotten myself involved a very tempting situation.
- Derrick: [answering professor] Gossip and news *are* the same thing, they've always been the same thing. People tell stories, that's what makes us human.
- Professor Goodwin: Come on Webb, connect the dots. Be clear...
- Derrick: People pass a bunch of stories around in a tribe and finally someone writes 'em down, and you have religion.
- [Travis drawing in a cafe]
- Jones: Travis.
- Travis: Jones, I was just um,
- Jones: Travis we gotta tell someone, you and me, I cant do this on my own.
- Travis: Maybe it'll just blow over
- Jones: It's not gonna blow over, if we don't tell someone...
- Travis: [hits the table angrily] You wanna turn on Derrick? After everything he's done for you? You are nothing without him, you know that? That's pathetic!