Conrad's boss wants him to fire veteran ad man George Dorsey. Instead, he partners up with him for a pitch. He's going on his third date with Allison and we all know what that means, but he keeps getting sidelined by the women in his life.
Conrad and his sister fight over their mother's upcoming birthday. He and Shelly struggle to pitch to a client. Shelly blurts out the name Jerry Seinfeld. She doesn't actually know Seinfeld. So the search is on for another Jerry.
Conrad's mother wants a friend and he's tired of the job. Molly told her jealous boyfriend Ben that she is no longer friends with Conrad. Shelly brings her baby to work. Nina is a mess - as usual.
Conrad uses breast pump. Mother goes anti-rival in community theater. Woman cuts in line and Conrad gets another wife. Molly is excited to have Yankees front row seats for the whole season. Conrad has snake phobia in an unusual place.
Molly hates Halloween. Conrad needs to hit it out of the park for Faye's costume party. He and Molly go as the Titanic. Mother is going to a wedding with George and Conrad does not approve.
Bonnie from NYU days visits Molly and Conrad. Neither of them remember her. Molly is still going to a wedding with her. Conrad accidentally tapes over Shelly's birthing video. She is struggling to do both work and home.
Molly and Conrad have back stage passes to a Nikki Fanaro concert. Conrad and Nikki used to date in college. She wrote a song about him cheating on her. Mom and Nina lose to Adele in tennis. Mom demands a rematch and Molly is her ringer.
Conrad's mother starts making ugly purses and he pays for them when they don't sell. He uses that idea to pitch to a client. The problem is that his mother is going to see the commercial. Meanwhile, Shelly offers Molly a photography job.
