- Father Cleary: [At the Cow Funeral] But when I think of Daisy, at the height of her productivity, I think: Why! Why was this Bovine taken from us?
- Lord Buckethead: [Lord Buckethead enters a classroom with Karen while Max is taking a test] You have exactly 24-hours to deliver the plans to me... OR ELSE!
- Max: Or else what?
- Lord Buckethead: ...what?
- Max: You said 'or else'. Or else what?
- Lord Buckethead: Hmm... well uh...
- Max: What are you gonna do? Blow up the entire town?
- Lord Buckethead: Well... I dunno. I guess.
- Max: Oh sure, obliterate every man, woman, and child. Hey! Why not just annihilate every organism within the city limits?
- [class grumbles]
- Lord Buckethead: Okay, sure! Why not?
- [class grumbles again]
- Opening Crawl: Episode IV: The Last Resort. The resistance is on the verge of total collapse. Emissaries from Woop, the evil galactic alliance with the most dangerous and expensive special effects in the known universe, scour the outer rim of the galaxy in search of good Princess Serina, who has stolen their valuable radio transmissions. Unknown to the crew of the evil starship, however, a navigational error is sending them light years off course. The fate of mankind hangs in the balance...
- Lord Buckethead: Stop this ship at once or I shall see the lot of you dead!
- Aliens: Thhhhhbbbbbb!
- Lord Buckethead: I heard that.
- Helpful Grocery Store Cashier: Can I help you?
- Lord Buckethead: [zaps the clerk with a ray gun] Just browsing.