- [Q attempts to reconnect a car battery]
- Chris 'Q' Todd: There you go.
- [the battery shocks him senseless]
- Chris 'Q' Todd: HEY! Good morning. Hmm.
- Claire Poulet: My name is Claire Poulet.
- Anna Petterson: [rolls eyes] You know, Poulet in French means "chicken."
- Claire Poulet: Ugh, don't tell me that.
- [pause]
- Claire Poulet: Really?
- Buzzy Crocker: The Hollywood Tower Hotel. Halloween night, 1939. Five people disappeared mysteriously from the elevator, including Sally Shine, child movie star. Tell me something I don't know.
- Chris 'Q' Todd: What happened?
- Buzzy Crocker: The spell must've hit both elevators.
- Chris 'Q' Todd: Then... why aren't we jelly?
- Patricia Petterson: [Buzzy wants Anna for ghost pictures at the hotel] No! The last time Anna helped you, she nearly got her head cut off!
- Chris 'Q' Todd: [trying to start his car] It won't even start.
- Buzzy Crocker: [looks under the hood] Do you think you should connect the battery first?
- Anna Petterson: You lied! You promised you'd help them and you lied, I guess the truth really *doesn't* matter to you.
- [takes off the necklace Buzzy gave her and drops it on the table]
- Patricia Petterson: One day your uncle is going to wake up and realize he's not a kid anymore.
- Anna Petterson: I hope not.
- Gilbert London: [after Q gets the elevator working] I guess the idiot's grandson isn't an idiot after all.
- [Buzzy is pitching his story about the Hollywood Tower to Patricia, his ex-girlfriend and editor of the paper he used to work at]
- Patricia Petterson: Okay, so what happened? Where did everybody go?
- Buzzy Crocker: [smiling] That's the best part. They didn't.
- Patricia Petterson: Excuse me?
- Buzzy Crocker: They didn't go anywhere. They're still at the hotel. They're ghosts.
- [Patricia scoffs]
- Buzzy Crocker: No. I mean, they're really
- [makes spooky noises]