- Ebenezer Scrooge: [sees a horse from his window] Hello! Hello there!
- [horse neighs and rears in terror, then bolts]
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Ah, the same to you! Oh, yes, indeed. A pleasant fellow.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: [looks at a painting] Imagine going out looking like this... lock me up for a loony they would.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: [singing] Ringle, ringle, coins when they jingle, make such a lovely sound. Give them away and nobody can rob you.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Spirit! They're gone! Spirit, they've vanished!
- Ghost of Christmas Past: Not quite all.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Merry Christmas. Out upon 'Merry Christmas!' If I could work my will, every fool who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart! Bah! Humbug!
- Mrs. Cratchit: Hush my dear, tears cannot bring Tiny Tim back to us.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: No! Not Tiny Tim!
- Old Joe: The Charwoman, the Laundress and the Undertaker. What poor stiff have you robbed now?
- The Charwoman: [checking her bag and giving Joe a pair of bed curtains] Not so poor that I shouldn't get a handsome price. Have a look.
- Old Joe: Bed curtains, huh? You don't mean to tell me you took them down rings and all with him lying there?
- The Charwoman: Why not? Who should care for the like of him?
- The Undertaker: I got his boots and cuff-buttons.
- [presents them to Joe]
- The Laundress: All I got was his sheets!
- [present them to Joe and she gets laughed at by him and her fellow rouges]