- Helga: You must be traveling in the wrong circles, Andie. There are few worse places to be poor than Paris.
- Helga: This group of rich men got together. They look for beautiful young women. They train them. And then bid for them in an auction.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: Really?
- Helga: They pay you while you train and you don't have to touch anyone. Well, except for the blind masseur. I'm telling you, it changed my life completely.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: If you can be an international drug runner then why can't I be a high-priced call girl?
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: This is a nightmare.
- Helga: What?
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: A true friend would be trying to talk me out of this not into it.
- Dylan: This "Midnight Express" bull shit's getting a little old. You know, I thought you guys had some juice.
- Stanley Asher: Stop. I don't mean to be rude here, though, you *did* smuggle drugs, right? That is a crime. Don't sit there pretending you didn't know it was a crime.
- Madame: You see, some girls are so naive. They come to us, even if they have had cosmetic surgery. But, people in the Circle believe beautiful breasts are gifts of nature. They refuse the surgical kind.
- Morri: The men of the Circle, the men you're training for, they're old. They need more than beauty to awaken their appetites. They need - technique. My job is to teach you how to be beautiful, even to a blind man.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: Then maybe we should turn off the lights so we'll both be in the dark.
- Morri: [Andie gasps] There are many things you will have to get used to. I'm not here just to massage your outside, but you inside, as well.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: It just had to be a female Judge. Stan, I mean that eliminates like 90% of my charm repertoire. Usually just undoing my top three buttons and turning on a good smile is all I need.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: Do you really think I would get involved in some warped criminal activity after what you did?
- Dylan: I'm in jail. You know what's really insane? This place is more Paris than Paris. You need money for everything. You want a toothbrush, you have to pay for it. You want a towel, you have to pay for it. You want a wank magazine, you have to pay for it. I'm goin' nuts in here.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: Back then, if a babe wanted to get backstage, she had to do more than blow a roadie.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: Manly Stanley, ooh! Big muscles. I would love to stay and shoot the shit with you, but I gotta go upstairs and put on this outfit you could - pack in a shot glass.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: Mmm. You are not very much fun. I am a bad *girl*. And I'm gonna be a bad girl.
- Stanley Asher: You don't remember our little conversation the other day about an inflatable harness?
- Stanley Asher: You are in danger, lady. How much more proof do you need?
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: Listen, we are two different people, Stan. Okay? You are all about safety. I'm about something else. I don't take risks. They take me.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: I work for the Circle - and we wear kinky outfits and we make a lot of money.
- Stanley Asher: You think this is glamorous? You think this is naughty?
- Morri: Listen to my heartbeat and caress me the same way.
- [Andie strokes]
- Morri: When it speeds up, you speed up. Never get ahead of it. You see, the heart pumps blood to soothe the nerve endings. If you get ahead of it, I'll feel pain, not pleasure. The men I'm training you for are very particular about this. Ça va bien. Keep the rhythm.
- March: This wine is made on the estate. It's very good - especially as it gets older. Just the opposite of women. There is a time - a brief wonderful time - when a woman's body is primed to the most unconventional sexual acts. Everything about her is - new, firm, fresh, moist.
- March: You, my dear, would be worth sacrificing one's principles for.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: I'm only here to please you, sir.
- March: You said that so beautifully. Say it again.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: I'm only here to please you, sir.
- March: Gosh, it's great to have another little American girl around. It's a breath of fresh air! I was getting a little bored with those Scando-tramps and those - those hungry little sluts from the East. It was too easy. Like taking candy from a baby.
- March: I decided to revive an old tradition that had been almost forgotten. I called it: The Circle. And almost all the other rich men around here joined up. Suddenly, a host full of billionaires were members and my friends. I am happy to let them pay for my pleasure. And I take my pleasure seriously, Andrea. And if it kills me - so what. Better to go out with a bang than a whimper, eh? Everyone should go out with a bang!
- Amanda Porter: I heard what happened. I'm terribly sorry.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: You mean that wasn't the normal initiation process?
- Amanda Porter: It didn't used to be. It seems every year Mr. March needs more and more to get a rise.
- Morton: Every day, cables from Washington, "Request progress report on the investigation. Commerce Secretary inquires through back channels about the situation." R.J. Armitage is more popular on the Hill than a Senate page with knee pads.
- Stanley Asher: We've got to save this girl before it's too late.
- Morton: We can save the girl later. Right now, we use her.
- Stanley Asher: What's this thing she's got on?
- Morton: Some perverted harness. The boys told me that the top strap has this feature where it inflates and it raises up the girl's titties.
- Morton: They're going to crucify him. I brought the hammer. You're bringing the nails.
- Stanley Asher: We've had this conversation before, Jack. Look, I'm Counselor. I'm not enforcement. I help people. I leave the crucifixions to you.
- Stanley Asher: You sit tight and let me get him in here.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: Get who in here?
- Stanley Asher: Jack Morton. He's a member of the hush-hush department here at the Embassy. I tried to keep you out. But, you kept yourself in. I warned you. Now you're gonna get used.
- Stanley Asher: You can't just buy your way out of prison. France is not a Banana republic.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: Then what is it?
- Stanley Asher: It's a Grape republic.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: What's so great about it?
- Stanley Asher: No, I said grape. G-R-A-P-E. Champagne, Cognac, Bordeaux.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: I'm supposed to spy on you for them. Now, I'm supposed to spy on them for you? What's a girl to do?
- Dylan: I can't believe this, Andie. I fucked up my life. Now I've fucked up your life.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: Dylan, it's not like that!
- Dylan: No, it is like that, Andie. It is like that.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: There wasn't a lot of time to take notes and - eh - I was very busy.
- Morton: Yeah. Well, a guess a slut's work is never done.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: Everybody wants to treat me like a pawn. But, they don't seem to realize is - I'm the Queen.
- Stanley Asher: If there was some way we could get March to admit he killed Penny. Maybe you could wear a wire or something.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: That would be difficult.
- [unbuttons her shirt]
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: It's kind of hard to wear a wire with something that basically is - just a wire. Eh, Stan the man? Let's review. We've got March on one side, Morton on the other, me - in the middle. Beat on me Stan. Beat on me.
- Stanley Asher: You're crazy. This is an American Embassy.
- Andrea (Andie) Hunt: [moves in close, whispers] God Bless America.