- Kid: So, why aren't you wearing uniforms like real superheroes?
- Erica West: They're really uncomfortable.
- Kid: But Power Rangers always wear their uniforms.
- Erica West: We'll work on it, OK kid? Enough about the damn uniforms.
- Erica West: Shouldn't you be programmed to happily sacrifice yourselves for the team?
- Dante: Was that supposed to be funny?
- Domino: Are you out of your mind?
- Plato: Give me a break.
- Kat: No way!
- Kid: Do you have superpowers?
- Duke DePalma: No.
- Kid: Secret identities?
- Duke DePalma: No.
- Kid: Do you wear capes?
- Duke DePalma: No... but, we do have cool cars.
- Narrator - Opening Titles: Ten years ago, all it took was one man and one car to get the job done. Now, the Foundation for Law and Government has assembled five highly skilled operatives, and paired them with the most advanced state-of-the-art vehicles, to take on a new breed of outlaw. They are Team Knight Rider.