- Doctor 1: Your brother, you took his...
- Margaret MacNeil: Dick.
- Doctor 1: Penis. Yes, why?
- Margaret MacNeil: Because at this age, it was the most important thing he had.
- Doctor 1: You took your grandfather's lungs?
- Margaret MacNeil: Yes.
- Doctor 1: Then you took your husband's lungs? Why?
- Margaret MacNeil: Because I wanted to show what a good set of lungs looked like.
- Neil Currie: So what do you think?
- Margaret MacNeil: I think your the biggest son of a bitch I ever saw.
- Neil Currie: Oh yeah? you know What I think?
- Margaret MacNeil: What?
- Neil Currie: I think your the smallest son of a bitch I ever Saw.
- Margaret MacNeil: Who died?
- Catherine MacNeil: [about the funeral] It don't matter, I go to 'em all. It's cheaper than bingo and the grub's better.