- [first lines]
- Trooper #1: To hit that cow over there they must have road over it a couple of times. They're both dead. One male, one female. Shit, there must be a million dollars scattered out here. You think it's them?
- Bo Schrag: Halie, what are you doing here?
- Hallie Schrag: I'm... gonna kill you, Bo.
- Rinda Woolley: Who the fuck is that?
- Bo Schrag: How'ed you get here Hal?
- Hallie Schrag: Oh, how does it matter how I got here? I'm here!
- Rinda Woolley: How the fuck is that?
- Bo Schrag: That's... that's... my wife...
- Rinda Woolley: You what?
- Hallie Schrag: His WIFE!
- Rinda Woolley: You fuck! You said you weren't married!
- Hallie Schrag: How could you do this to me?
- Bo Schrag: She doesn't matter to me at all... the hell it wasn't even my idea... I... I was drinking... ummm... umm ya know she kinda looks like you kinda... don'tcha think? Ya know... I woke up she had my pants down!
- Rinda Woolley: You lying piece of shit, you came onto me the first time we met, we've been fooling around ever since and you know it!
- Bo Schrag: BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! That is NOT true Hal!
- Rinda Woolley: The fuck it isn't! Every Goddamn day except weekends when you had to go back and fu-. Oh, ha ha ha, go back and visit your sick sister.
- Hallie Schrag: [Cocks gun]
- Bo Schrag: Hal! Jesus Hal! *Stuttering* D-don't do anything you're gonna be sorry for Hal!
- Hallie Schrag: Bo? What are you thinking?
- Bo Schrag: What?
- Hallie Schrag: What could you possibly be thinking that your dick's still hard? What are you thinking about sticking it back in her?
- Bo Schrag: [Rinda smakes Bo's private region with the phone] Oh!
- Rinda Woolley: Not anymore he's not. Fuck.
- Rinda Woolley: Hey look, I really didn't know he was married OK?
- Hallie Schrag: What should I do with him?
- Rinda Woolley: Shoot him, for God's sakes.