- Marion Hill: No problem ever got solved in bed. In fact as you get older, you'll find a lot of problems start in bed... Especially when you're playing in a different city every week...
- Jackie Warren: You're the nanny. It's your job to fix things.
- Marion Hill: Whoa. Don't ever call me the Nanny. You can call me sir, you can call me boss or you can call me what all the ladies call me... Mr. Goodbar.
- Jackie Warren: Sasha, I know you want me in your calling circle, but I don't consider you as family or friends.
- Regina: You always could make me laugh, Marion. Even in bed.
- Marion Hill: You feel ready for a good laugh right now?
- Carlton: I don't wanna toot my own horn, but I was captain of the chess team.
- Marion Hill: Somehow I get the impression you toot your own horn a lot.
- Tiffany Warren: My mind is open and so are my eyes. Those ladies are liars and they're losers.
- Jackie Warren: Tiffany, I went through a lot to set this up, now you're gonna meet these ladies - case closed.
- [Voice activated door closes]
- Jackie Warren: Well, it's nice to know something around here is listening to me.
- Sascha: You have a very strong gum line.
- Jackie Warren: Excuse me?
- Sascha: I always notice a person's smile. I'm a dental hygienist.
- Jackie Warren: Oh. I guess if you go to work in an outfit like that, you'll never have to say "open wide"
- Marion Hill: [while on a date] I just started my own business and I'm running a little low on cash, so a french restaurant is out. But I know a mice little Scottish place down the street... McDonald's?
- [date drive off and leave]
- Marion Hill: I got cookies!