Das Schweigen der Hammel (1994)

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Das Schweigen der Hammel

Dr. Animal: The killer's name is Antonio and he hates his mother.
Joe: Why?
Dr. Animal: Maybe 'cause she's a pain in the ass! Did you ever think about that?

Mother: My son is alive? Who the fuck did I kill?

Detective Martin Balsam: Oh, no! Not again!

Antonio: The tension was so thick, and the music so pretentious, they knew they must be getting close...

Antonio: "Alone, on a private plane, Agent Joe finally decides" oh no, wait, wait, forget it... sorry, this scene was cut.

Antonio: I don't remember your name. You know, nobody ever comes here. It's hard to remember them all.
Jane: Jane.
Antonio: Ah, Jane! Like my cousin Maria.

Antonio: This is not a motel called "Cemetery". This is a cemetery called "Motel".

Dr. Animal: What are you most afraid of?
Jo: Anchovies.
Dr. Animal: Good answer.

Dwarf Guard: Dr. Animal's intelligence goes beyond the borders of the human mind. His savagery goes beyond the borders of the animal!
Joe: How could he go beyond so many borders without a passport?

Dr. Animal: Call me A.
Joe: A?
Dr. Animal: Also, call me Doctor.
Joe: A Doctor.
Dr. Animal: Doctor A!
Joe: Right sorry, Doctor A.
Dr. Animal: Bingo.
Joe: Doctor A. Bingo?
Dr. Animal: Moving on.

Michael Jackson: My arm! My arm!

Antonio: [Balsam's car won't start] Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.
Antonio: Goodbye
Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.
Antonio: Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.
Antonio: Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.
[Several hours later Balsam's car finally starts]
Antonio: Goodbye.
[Balsam drives away]
Antonio: What a jerk, he left without saying "goodbye"!

Mrs. Motel: If you are still alive, who did I stab, stab to death?

Jo: Maybe that lady didn't kill her, maybe it was a mistake
Lily Wine: Oh, if only it were...
Jo: That's right, maybe Antonio killed her
Lily Wine: No...
Jo: Or she could have got run over by a truck
Lily Wine: No!
Jo: She could have got eaten by a cannibal, on a California vacation... any one of these, really... OR...
Lily Wine: Gasps
Jo: There's always the possibility of being torn to shreds by a harvester
Lily Wine: wraps her hands around Joe's throat to choke him
Jo: She could have fallen in to a vat of sulfuric acid, really it could have been any one of these things!

Antonio: Hasta La Baby Vista... Hasta La... Hasta La...

Dr. Animal: Iggy-poo!
Joe: "Iggy-poo"? What's that?
Dr. Animal: It's my happy noise.

Detective Martin Balsam: Robocrap. A Japanese version of Robocop.

Mrs. Motel: That's not the mummy! Place your bets - 6 to 1! 6 to 1!

Dr. Animal: Oh, I like you, Ms.
Joe: Mister.
Dr. Animal: Please, call me Doctor.

Joe: You know, you look better in pictures.
Detective Martin Balsam: You should see me in a bikini.

Antonio: I have to go and take a shower, because I smell like Kevin Costner after "Dances with wolves".

Jo: Just one second Jane, I'm not Jo. I'm...

Jane: Lily, I'm alive!

Motorcycle Cop: No need, I'm already here.

Jane: What did you say your name was?
Olaf: Olaf. I'm Swedish.
Jane: Oh, come on. Are you really Swedish?
Olaf: No, not quite. My father's Finnish, and my mother's Russian.
Jane: I could tell by your accent.

Antonio: Yes, I'm not a liar. I tell you the trout.
Detective Martin Balsam: The 'truth', I want the 'truth'.
Antonio: It's not a problem. Okay.
[Picks up a stuffed trout from under the front desk]
Antonio: Here it is, the 'truth'.

Mr. Laurel: [tries to grab the bag of money from Olaf] That's mine, or I'll call the cops.

Motorcycle Cop: Yes, I'm the officer, but not the officer you think. I'm...

Sharon Bone: I told you what happened that day. I have nothing else to say,

The Ranger: I forgot to tell ya. Antonio's mother asked me to tell you to stop howling under her window at night.

Interrogating Officer: Sharon Bone, you're lying! Stop pulling our legs!

Jo: [shouting] Detective Balsam!
[water pours on Jo, then bucket lands on Jo's head]

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