- Mayor Bubba: Let me put it this way. The Loch Ness Monster, the Abominable Snowman, Bigfoot? That stuff is big business! The way I see it, this thing could put us on the map. Now, I've got a couple of guys from the National Enquirer all set to...
- Sean Braddock: People have died here, you know! You *do* know that, don't you?
- Mayor Bubba: Tragedy, ain't it? Well, so's the budget of this here town.
- Miss. Osie: You will die! You all will die! Miss Osie curses every one of you to the vengeance of Pumpkinhead!