Zitate

Geschichten aus der Gruft: Bordello of Blood

Rafe Guttman: You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.

[Rafe is trying to gain access to the whorehouse, which is disguised as a funeral home]
Rafe Guttman: I'm here for the, um, Cunningham wake.
McCutheon: I'm afraid the wake is closed tonight. Come back tomorrow.
Rafe Guttman: I, uh, really must pay my respects right now.
McCutheon: Then I suggest you come back TOMORROW.
Rafe Guttman: Maybe you don't understand me. I'm feeling excruciatingly SAD.
McCutheon: I'm so sorry.
Rafe Guttman: And if I don't grieve right now - maybe even grieve two or three times - I'm going to go out of my mind, okay?
McCutheon: Then I suggest you go mourn somewhere in private - with a box of tissues!

Rafe Guttman: I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away; you're just not my type.

[seeing a televangelist's glitzy chapel]
Rafe Guttman: Nice place, Katherine. Kind of like Superman's dad's place on Krypton.

[Katherine attempts to swing on a chain from one platform to another]
Rafe: That is the craziest fuckin' thing I've...
[Rafe attempts to leave, but sees the Vampire Caleb following close, and returns to Katherine]
Rafe: That is the second craziest fuckin' thing I've...

Rafe: [after Tamara stands in front of window letting in sunlight] Tammy! Tell me again why vampires hate sunlight?

Miguel: [to Vincent] You drive us all the way to the end of the earth... for a fuckin' stiff?

Vincent Prather: You're a smart boy, Miguel. Because of that I'm gonna let you have some of what we find.
Miguel: Ah! Remember that you said that.
Vincent Prather: I will. I'm gonna let it have some of you, too.

Rafe: [after finding and confronting Rev. Current in the bordello] Come on, Rev, I'm feeling a little jumpy - friend or foe?

Rafe: [to Police Deputy Noonan] You know, Noonan, you don't wear irony too well. Why don't you leave that to the big boys, okay?

Jenkins: I can't take it anymore.
Lilith: Well, have you been wearing sun block? You know the sun is very hard on undead skin, and you're not even fully undead yet. It's a process.

Bordello Vampire: [Rips a victim's heart and bites it] Vegetarian. Another vegetarian! I hate vegetarians.

Lilith: I knew it. It's one in a million. Very rare, this blood type. And I haven't tasted that since... Ivan the Terrible. That was four centuries ago.

Rafe Guttman: [tries to contact Jonas, whom Lilith has just killed] Jonas, can you hear me?
Lilith: Honey, Jonas doesn't work here anymore. I retired him.

Rafe Guttman: Let's get our facts in order. We have Reverend Current leaving a topless bar. That's an odd one.
Katherine: And we have photos and videotape with people who didn't photograph or record.
Rafe Guttman: Follow that thread of thinking. Did not photograph. Did not record. I don't want you to flee the room. Here I'm gonna advance a weird Duchovnyan riff. What if what we're dealing with here is in fact... vampires?
Katherine: Are you crazy?
Rafe Guttman: Why is that crazy? Because I advance the singular theory that the perpetrator of our crimes is an eternal spirit who sustains itself solely through the intake of human hemoglobin through a set of protracted fangs?

Bearbeitung vorschlagen oder fehlenden Inhalt hinzufügen