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Ein tierisches Trio

Chance: My name is Chance and I'm lost in the city with an optimistic dog and a sarcastic kitty.

Chance: I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It's like getting a bath and missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled up into one.

Chance: [to a poodle] Nice fuzz, cuz! What, did you get in a fight with a lawn mower?

Chance: Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy! I found my Jamie! Oh, I'm so happy! Oh, I could just lick you for days! Give me a hug!

Delilah: I've never really felt this way before.
Chance: Me neither. I wanted to say the same thing to you all day, but then I thought you'd laugh at me and then you'd think I'm a dork.
[Delilah laughs]
Chance: Geez, you are laughing at me!
Delilah: No, I'm laughing with you.
Chance: I knew that.

Chance: [going down a slide] Chance slides, and he's out of there!
Shadow: [following him down the slide] Chance, you're gonna kiiiiiiiilll me!
Sassy: [following them down the slide] Can someone tell me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?

Delilah: Hi
Chance: Don't you hi me. First, you chase me, then you try to kill me, then you kiss me? What's the game?
Delilah: Game? I don't have a game. Look, I was only chasing you because your friends back in the alley asked me to, okay?
Chance: My friends, huh? So tell me, what are my friends' names?
Delilah: Shadow and Sassy.
Chance: Huh! Lucky guess. Okay, show me the secret paw shake.
Delilah: Secret paw shake? They didn't show me any secret paw shake.
Chance: Aha! They didn't, huh? Good, because there ain't one. Now explain that kiss.
Delilah: Kiss? That was no kiss. Friendly lick, maybe.
Chance: Friendly? Boy, is that an understatement.
Delilah: Okay, let's try this again. I'm Delilah, Chance.
Chance: Delilah Chance? Wow, your last name is the same as my first name!
Delilah: Boy, good thing you're cute.

Riley: Well, this is it. Home sweet home. Hey, it's nothing fancy, but the price is right, and nobody bothers us, so you guys can stay as long as you like.
Shadow: Thanks, Riley. You're very kind.
Sassy: Right, if he's so kind, why doesn't he help us find that bridge?
Shadow: We can't leave until we find Chance.
Sassy: Why not?
Shadow: You know you miss him.
Sassy: Okay, I miss his stupid jokes, and his stupid face, and his stupid... stupidness.
Shadow: Oh, Sassy, stop it.
Sassy: And I'm stupidly starting to worry about him.

[last lines]
Chance: [eating pizza] Boy what a day, you know, I couldn't think of a happier ending.

Chance: They treat us pretty good here. Three meals a day and all the smelly sneakers you can eat.

Sassy: Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains. I never cease to amaze myself.

Chance: There's only one thing I know that could make this moment more perfect. In fact, I think I smell it coming up the driveway right now.
[He sees the pizza car has been arrived]
Chance: I'm smelling pepperoni, I'm smelling mushrooms, I'm smelling anchovies. I'm smelling three- No, no, four. Four kinds of cheese! It could be. It might be, it is. It's pizza!
[running to the Pizza Boy]
Chance: Oh, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza! Pizza!
Pizza Boy: Nice doggy. Nice... Whoa.
Chance: Yes! Hey, pizza guy! Nice timing!
[jumping on the Pizza Boy]
Pizza Boy: Whoa! Stay! Whoa, whoa! Stay down! Stay down!
Chance: I will have pizza.
Pizza Boy: Whoa, doggy! Stay!
Chance: Hand it over nicely or I can take it but either way, pal. That pizza is mine!

Chance: Ninty-nine cans of dog food on the wall, ninty-nine cans of dog food, EVERYBODY
Chance: [all join in] If one of those cans should happen to fall, ninety-eight cans of dog food on the wall.
Chance: Cats only!
Sassy: I hate this song!