- Ruby Stein: Picasso said that art is the ultimate perpetration of fraud. What he really meant was this is all bullshit. See, a piece of paper or the canvas and the paint, it all costs a few bucks. The finished product goes for a million dollars!
- Ruby Stein: Michelangelo's old man considered art a profession of social disgrace. A lot of his art is a projection of his own emotional pain at home.
- Louis: Men love to hate. It's what separates us from the females of the spieces. It's the natural law in Wild America.