- Airport Employee: You'll have to itemize the contents of your bag so we can compensate you for any damage Mr. Proctor.
- Campanella: Do we have to do that now? We're going to miss our flight.
- Eugene Proctor: Usually my bags just get lost.
- Eugene Proctor: I am trained in martial arts. Judo, aikido, karate. The first thing they teach you is self-control. If someone calls you a jerk, you don't hit them. You just walk away.
- Large Man: Jerk.
- Eugene Proctor: ...Ah! See? Complete control.
- Large Man: Moron!
- [Eugene walks into a door]