- Harold: It's beautiful
- Taylor Brooks: Course it's beautiful, did you think I'd take you to an ugly mountain?
- Taylor Brooks: If you ask me, it costs too much.
- Harold: What?
- Taylor Brooks: Love. It's way overpriced.
- Harold: What about, uh, Dallas? What's his name? What's his problem?
- Taylor Brooks: Dallas Woolf. We went to Law School together. He was good in the classroom... I was better in the courtroom. There's no contest in the bedroom!
- Taylor Brooks: Mrs. Perkins, dinner tonight?
- Pam Perkins: What about it?
- Taylor Brooks: Have it with me.
- Pam Perkins: No.
- Taylor Brooks: C'mon! Why not?
- Pam Perkins: Look Mr. Brooks, I already have a date.
- Taylor Brooks: Break it! Overtime.
- Pam Perkins: Thanks. But I nerver shit where I eat.
- Taylor Brooks: Oooh. I wasn't aware, Mrs. Perkins, you shat at all!
- Taylor Brooks: You climatizing, Harold?
- Harold: Good news or bad news when you bleed from your ears?
- Taylor Brooks: Good news.
- Taylor Brooks: What the Hell is goin' on?
- Phillip Claiborne: Just lost the porters.
- Takane Shimuzu: What are we going to do now?
- Taylor Brooks: Fuck them. We don't need them, we are taking by ourselves.
- Dallas Woolf: That's 7 tons of gear. When you wanna do this, before or after you get dressed?
- Taylor Brooks: I didn't make the world the way it is, Harold. I'm just trying to get through it, as fast and as clean as possible.
- Harold: [after staring straight at him for 5 seconds] We ALL make the world the way it is.
- Taylor Brooks: Yeah, well, we know who made this.
- [Taylor tosses his unfinished bowl of oatmeal into the pot and exits the tent]
- Taylor Brooks: Summit Party to base camp. Jacki, are you still with us?
- Jacki: Taylor, Harold, where are you?
- Taylor Brooks: We're on top of the fucking world! That was the idea, wasn't it?
- Jacki: Woo hoo! That's great!
- Phillip Claiborne: Congratulations!
- Taylor Brooks: Yeah Phillip, it's the top spot.
- Phillip Claiborne: How's the view up there?
- Taylor Brooks: Well, it's probably not as good as the one from your office, but it'll do.