- Angelica Pickles: A "bacation" is when you can do "ezzactly" what you want all the time.
- Chuckie Finster: I guess that means Angelica is *always* on bacation.
- Stu Pickles: Las Vegas!
- Didi Pickles: Mmm. It's lovely at night.
- Lou Pickles: Haven't been here since the 50's. Took the town by storm, too. I won fifteen jackpots in a row! They flew me home first class just to get rid of me.
- Drew Pickles: Mom said you lost everything but your underwear and came back on a bus.
- Lou Pickles: Oh, what did she know?
- Charles "Chas" Finster: When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.