- Oscar Goldman: You wouldn't care to come out of retirement for a quick life threatening trip to the Far East, would you?
- Jaime Sommers: Not a chance, buddy, I'm getting married in two days, you know that.
- Oscar Goldman: I can dream...
- Jaime Sommers: Not in this office.
- Steve Austin: I just can't sit here and not be with her. I gotta keep occupied; I gotta work.
- Oscar Goldman: Go fishing.
- Steve Austin: I want an assignment.
- Dr. Rudy Wells: It's a virus!
- Oscar Goldman: What's up, Rudy?
- Dr. Rudy Wells: I've found Jaime's problem: it's a computer virus.
- Miles Kendrick: [on phone] Captain Ramsay, would you please tell your boss that I would like to speak with him. You can tell him 'Trixie Winnetka' is calling.
- Steve Austin: You just got out of a hospital bed.
- Jaime Sommers: I'm not the one who couldn't knock down a silly little door.
- Steve Austin: I was just saving myself.