- Dionne: [talking to Goo] U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, yeah yeah, you ugly!
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: [grabbing Dionne's ponytail] F-A-K-E, sure looks like a wig to me, it's phony, yeah yeah, it's phony!
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: Moo, this is all your fault.
- Moo: What did I do?
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: You were born!
- Harry White: You're a jerk, Goo!
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: At least I'm not the poster boy for Bifocles 'R Us.
- Derek 'Dee Dee' Parker: [not agreeing to have his Alonzo Mourning poster traded for Goo's snake] Not my 'ZO poster!
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: Don't worry. It's all good!
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: You've been saying that for three hours, Goo. And guess what? It's all bad!
- Jennifer Parker: Your Uncle Pork is catering the carnival this weekend.
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: Uncle Pork's food is wack! Can't we get Shibazz or McDonald's Cafeteria to donate some?
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: [in reference to Kendall Gill's attire, to self] I sure could use that fly sweatsuit!
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: Where do you think you're going?
- Derek 'Dee Dee' Parker: With you guys!
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: Forget it, Dee Dee. You've been pestering me all day. Go and play with your friends or something.
- Derek 'Dee Dee' Parker: I'm not friends with Harry and Donnel anymore.
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: Then go to the zoo and make new friends.
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: I hooked 'Dee Dee' up. I cut his name in there and everything.
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: There's no "Z" in 'Dee Dee!'
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: So I slipped, but check out all those dollar signs.