- Willis Embry: I'm Willy Goldberg. I'm from Texas.
- Swan Babitt: You lost your accent.
- Willis Embry: [in Texas Accent] Did I?
- Albert Lodge: You're gonna hear from my lawyer.
- Willis Embry: Does he know karate too?
- Albert Lodge: He certainly doesn't waste time.
- Albert Lodge: How could you choose Marty Rollins to sell the house? He's a sex fiend!
- Jessie Lodge: Some of us are loyal to our friends. Besides, he's getting help.
- Albert Lodge: No, he's beyond help. HE'S A MANIAC!
- Jessie Lodge: Look who's talking.
- Swan Babitt: You the new gardener?
- Lyle Corrente: What if I am?
- Swan Babitt: My parents need one. How much do you cost?
- Lyle Corrente: I'm booked.
- Swan Babitt: They're very competitive. I'm sure they'll pay more than you're getting here.
- Lyle Corrente: Tell them I can't be bought.
- Swan Babitt: They'd never understand that.
- Lyle Corrente: Then tell them to go fuck themselves.
- Swan Babitt: They'll understand that.
- [first lines]
- 1st Burglar: [whispering] This one's unlocked.
- Martha: [phone rings, answering machine picks up] Willis and Martha can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message.
- [beep]
- Albert Lodge: Hey Willis... it's your wake up call. Willis, get up. Are you listening to me?
- Willis Embry: [picks up] Huh?
- Albert Lodge: See you in the bubble.
- Willis Embry: Yeah, okay...
- [hangs up and plays back his messages]
- Martha: Willis, I'd tell you this in person, but as you always say, I have a fear of confrontation. I'm leaving you. I need to find my true self and I think traveling around the world is the answer. So listen, I took the 5000 dollars out of your account. I'll pay you back when I can. I hope you're not made. Anyway, since you're a psychologist, I hope you understand this is nothing personal. It's just something I have to do. Goodbye.
- [beep]
- Handsome Harry: How'd you sleep?
- Peedi Rutledge: Oh, not bad. I've never slept tied up before.
- Handsome Harry: No?
- Lyle Corrente: [to neighborhood kids] There's a philosophical point I'm tryin' to make here. The world is divided up into the Do-ers and the Do-ees. The Do-ees pay taxes and generally get shited upon. People look up to the Do-ers. I'm a Do-er.
- Handsome Harry: Lyle, may I have a word with you...
- Mr. Bratesman: [about his hand on her leg] Will you stop. What's wrong with you?
- Marty Rollins: I'm trying to get help.
- Mr. Bratesman: You are? So am I.
- Marty Rollins: We meet Wednesdays.
- Mr. Bratesman: We meet Tuesdays.
- Marty Rollins: Am I hurting you?
- Mr. Bratesman: [big smile] Just a little.
- [last lines]
- Willis Embry: Look uh, I'm sorry about the way things turned out. I uh...
- Jessie Lodge: No. I gambled I lost.
- Willis Embry: Yeah.
- Jessie Lodge: I met you.
- Willis Embry: Is that good or bad?
- Jessie Lodge: You tell me.
- [Marvin, holding his gun in his lap is watching 48 Hrs. with Harry and the Rutledges as Lyle comes running towards the house yelling]
- Lyle Corrente: Marvin!
- [Marvin reflexively begins shooting his gun across the wall uncontrollably, causing Peedi to start screaming in panic]
- Peedi Rutledge: I told you they had silencers!
- Norman Rutledge: [seeing his damaged painting on the wall] My Neo! MY INVESTMENT!
- Peedi Rutledge: Your investme-? I never liked that painting anyway!
- Lyle Corrente: [poking his head in the door] May I speak without getting SHOT AT?