- Darrell, Kidnapping Husband: You stole our gasoline, fella.
- Gus: I know, I'm sorry...
- Darrell, Kidnapping Husband: Bwa, bwa! He's sorry. Ha-ha! He's sorry! Let's teach this little puke a lesson.
- Gus: Look, man, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. But whatever you want, you got it. Okay? Just, please, my eye...
- Kidnapping Wife: Oh, my god! Darrel, look at him!
- Darrell, Kidnapping Husband: Yeah. I must have hit him with my ring.
- Gus: Please, get a doctor!...
- Vern: Hey, old pirate.
- Gus: Old pirate?
- Vern: How about it, friend? $10 a go!
- Gus: A-a... No, thanks, really.
- Vern: Come on! It could be your lucky day.
- Billy: New contest, over here!
- Gus: Look, I really do not want to do this.
- Vern: Come here. I'll tell you what. I'll let you win a couple of times if you start losing too much, okay?
- Gus: Look, I said, "No". N-O, no, all right?
- Vern: You sure now?
- Gus: [views that Jerry comes into bar] Wait, wait a minute. did you say $10 a shot?
- Vern: That's right.
- Gus: Okay, let's do it!
- Vern: You're on. Billy, you say, "when".
- Billy: When.
- Vern: [wins Gus and laughs]
- Gus: Again.
- Vern: Again. Again... Again.
- [laughs]
- Billy: Down $20. Way to go, Vern.
- Vern: Again!
- Gus: I thought you said you were going to let me win a little.
- Vern: I lied.
- [wins Gus]
- Vern: Thirty!
- [wins Gus twice]
- Vern: Fifty!
- Gus: $50, hold on!
- Vern: Okay!
- Gus: No, no! I mean, stop, no more game, forget it!
- Gus: I'd like this changed into bills, please.
- Bank Teller: I have to count them. Just because you went and put them in rolls doesn't mean that I don't have to recount them.
- Gus: All right, then, recount them.
- Bank Teller: That could take hours.
- Gus: Then it'll take hours.
- Gus: Damn! Damn! Damn! $10, $20 stinky bucks left!
- [views a police car]
- Gus: Hustle-hustle-hustle.
- Jerry the Policeman: Hello, again!
- Gus: Hey!
- Jerry the Policeman: Where is your dad?
- Gus: A-a... In the woods there, you know, a little rest stop. He couldn't hold it until the next gas station.
- Jerry the Policeman: Your father sure has to go to the bathroom a lot.
- Gus: A-a, yeah, diabetes, you know?
- Jerry the Policeman: I hear you. Well, take care.
- Gus: Take it easy!
- Boy at Picnic: Hey! That man only has one eye!
- Boys Mother at Picnic: [clamping a hand over his mouth] Shhh!
- Gus: Oh, that's alright. I used to be the same way.
- Boys Mother at Picnic: It's okay, Tommy, he doesn't mind. Go on. What's funny about the man?
- Boy at Picnic: He only has one eye...
- Horseshoe Player: Come on!
- Boy at Picnic: [as his mother is gesturing for him to say it again] He only has one eye.
- Boys Mother at Picnic: [grabbing him] Louder!
- Boy at Picnic: He only has one eye!
- [his mother kisses him on the cheek]
- Doctor: [checks Gus' eye] Yeah, it's pretty nasty. It is a pretty nasty wound. Did you hit him?
- Darrell, Kidnapping Husband: Me? Yeah. I would... I would have to admit that I hit him, yes.
- Doctor: Well, I can save his eye but I'm going to have to operate on your son tonight.
- Kidnapping Wife: He's not our...
- Darrell, Kidnapping Husband: [laughs for stop his wife] Tonight? You have to operate tonight?
- Doctor: Yes. Otherwise he's lose his sight. It's plain and simple.
- Darrell, Kidnapping Husband: Aga... A-a... OK. Yeah... I guess he'll have to lose his sight.
- Doctor: What? I didn't heard that...
- Darrell, Kidnapping Husband: I said, I guess it's our decision, right?
- Doctor: [nods] Of course
- Darrell, Kidnapping Husband: You see, loss build character. Am I right, hon?
- Kidnapping Wife: Whatever you say, Darrel.
- Darrell, Kidnapping Husband: That's how I learned. He'll adjust.
- Doctor: [goes to door]
- Kidnapping Wife: Doctor? We forgot to ask you about... patches.
- Gus: Look at yourself. You're acting like a little kid. What, did you think it would be easy or something?
- [smokes and swings his head]