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Liebling, jetzt haben wir ein Riesenbaby

Diane: There's one thing every little kid knows. Daddies mean fun; mommies mean business.

Diane: [smiles] Sweetheart, you can tell me. How bad can it be?
[kisses him]
Diane: After all, it's not like you did something to one of the kids again.
[Wayne goes nervous then chuckles]
Diane: [frowns] Wayne, where is Adam?
Wayne: Well, uh...
Diane: [raises her voice] Who is that man in the van? And where did this bunny come from!
Wayne: Alright, I confess, I did it!
Diane: Did what?
Adam: [comes on before her eyes] PEEKABOO!
[Adam knocks on the door]
Wayne: I blew up the baby!
[Diane faints]
Adam: Mama fall down! Mama!
Nick: [appears from behind Adam] How'd she take it?
Wayne: About like usual.
Adam: Mama sleeping?

Diane: I don't understand any of this.
Wayne: Around every electrical operating device, there's a flux. Like an electromagnetic force field.
Clifford Sterling: That's what's causing the baby to grow.
Marshall Brooks: Would this electromagnetic... would it surround neon lights too?
Wayne: Yeah, why?
Marshall Brooks: Your kid. He's heading toward Las Vegas.
Diane, Wayne, Clifford Sterling: Uh-oh.

[Diane has grown to giant size and catches Charles Hendrickson in a helicopter menacing Adam with a tranquilizer gun]
Diane: [to Charles] BACK OFF!

Wayne: You think I'm just some guy from Fresno who tinkered with crack pot ideas in his attic? Well let me tell you something, this country was built on the shoulders of people who tinkered with crack pot ideas in their attics, basements and backyards. Alexander Graham Bell worked in a two room flat!
Clifford Sterling: Young man, don't presume to stand there and lecture me about great minds and great inventors. In all my years I've never worked with anyone who is a fool and I don't intend to start now. So, Charles, you're fired.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: What?
Clifford Sterling: You're fired! So, Szalinski, what is your plan to get your kid back to normal by bed time?

Dr. Charles Hendrickson: [after Adam is back to normal size, to Wayne] Well, Szalinski, you pulled it off. Who would have thought?
Diane: Dr. Hendrickson, that looked like some sort of rifle that you were shooting at my baby.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: They were tranquilizer cartridges. They wouldn't have hurt him, I assure you.
Diane: Oh...
[turns to Wayne and Clifford]
Diane: [does not buy it] Tranquilizer cartridges.
[Diane slugs Charles knocking him unconscious making him fall on the street]
Wayne: [to Adam] Never cross Mommy.
Clifford Sterling: We got an emergency here! Dr. Hendrickson needs help. He's overcome with the prospect of having to find a new career.

Nick: Dad, were you ever popular in school?
Wayne: You bet. I was president of the astronomy club three years in a row. We were happenin' guys.

Mandy: [seeing how large Adam has gotten] There is no way I'm changing those diapers.

Diane: Why are you closing the shutters?
Wayne: So one of the neighbors doesn't look in, see a 7 foot baby, and call the National Enquirer.
Adam Szalinski: [hears the doorbell ringing] Doorbell!
Diane: Who's that?
Wayne: One of the neighbors.
Diane: [sarcastically] So far your plan has been working perfectly.

Marshall Brooks: [he is driving an ice cream truck with an ice cream bar on the hood] The next thing I knew, he grabbed it right off the truck.
Captain Ed Myerson: What did he do with it?
Marshall Brooks: What do you think he did with it?
[the ice cream bar, made of metal, has a bite taken out of it and is short-circuited]

Wayne: Mr. Sterling, sir, I can return my son back to normal!
Clifford Sterling: You can?
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: With what, Szalinski? Coca Cola bottles? Perhaps some chewing gum and twine?
Diane: Just who do you think you are talking to him like that?
Wayne: Diane, let me handle this. Who do you think you are talking to me like that?

Diane: Just who do you think you are talking to him like that?
Wayne: Diane, let me handle this. Who do you think you are talking to me like that?

Marshall Brooks: [Adam is back to normal size; Brooks gives him an ice cream bar and smiles] Hey, big fella. Is this what you were looking for?

[Diane grabs a megaphone]
Diane: Adam Szalinski... this is your mommy talking... YOU STOP RIGHT NOW
[Adam keeps walking]
Clifford Sterling: That wouldn't do any good Mrs Szalinski... surely he expects his mommy to be bigger than he is... to him, you're just... well you're nothing more than a talking doll

[Wayne drives Nick and Adam back home looking worried after failing to return Adam to normal]
Nick: [about Dr. Hendrickson] Why didn't you tell him, dad? I mean, at least then they'd know that you were able to make it work when nobody else could.
Wayne: [sternly] Look, Nick, remember we made you kids promise never, ever to tell anyone you were accidentally shrunk and lost for two days?
Nick: Yeah.
Wayne: That's because we didn't want you guys to become specimens, to undergo countless tests, to go through endless observations and who knows what else!
Nick: What about Adam? What are we going to do?
Wayne: I don't know. What I do know is... we got to figure out some way fix this before your mother gets home.
[as they pull into the driveway, they see that Diane is already home]
Diane: [waves] Hi, guys, I'm home!
[Wayne goes stunned as she sees her holding Adam's big bunny]
Diane: Where'd this come from?
[Wayne immediately drives away almost hitting a car]

Diane: [In the back of the van, Wayne tests the machine and doesn't realize he shrinks 2 policemen. Diane stops the van] Wayne Szalinski, you unshrink those policemans right now!
[a car drives by causing the policemen to be all muddy. Wayne unshrinks them]

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