- Patti Rasnick: Well well well. They finally got to you. Welcome to the line up. Mom, Reverend Ansley. The whole gang, telling Patti what she can do.
- Joe Rasnick: What about Benji?
- Patti Rasnick: Already packed.
- Joe Rasnick: Go. Go with my blessing.
- Patti Rasnick: I will.
- Joe Rasnick: Go, go blow out the fucking walls! But you're not taking Benji on the road, not with that metal band.
- Patti Rasnick: He's my son, remember?
- Joe Rasnick: He's staying here.
- Patti Rasnick: With you? With mom?
- Joe Rasnick: If necessary.
- Patti Rasnick: What's your problem? You want be so clean, so one day you don't have to shit? Benji comes with me!
- Patti Rasnick: [during a fight with her brother Joe] You know, you got a real tune, little brother. You really oughta start your own band. Call it The Attitudes.
- Smittie: [Joe pays Smittie for some tools Patti stole from his brother-in-law] I like you, you're all right. You've got real family loyalty. Too bad your sister ain't worth it!