- Reverend Aaron Gilstom: Demonic beasts. Whatever happened to the good old simple love song? "I love you." That's what good words use. Nowadays they have to write some sickness. It's just absoultely sick and bizarre, and I'm going to do my upmost best to try and stop it now."
- Talk show host: Anything you'd like to add in conclusion?
- Reverend Aaron Gilstom: These evil people have just got to be stopped.
- Angie Weinbauer: [Gazing at Eddie's ruined hi-fi system] What have you done to your stereo?
- Eddie Weinbauer: [Lowering the baseball bat] Oh... I wanted a new one!
- Eddie Weinbauer: [Roger has been electrocuted] Roger, man!
- [looks up at Leslie]
- Eddie Weinbauer: I think he's dead.
- Roger Mockus: Actually, I'm not.
- Eddie Weinbauer: [realizing that he is talking to a stereo] Maybe I'm lonely and I'm nuts!
- Sammi Curr: [Sammi's voice booms] YOU! Namgar! Ragman! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Tim Hainey: [in a controlled, yet menacing voice] Hi, Eddie. We spent the entire morning on janitorial detail. You'd be amazed at what people stick under their desks.
- Sammi Curr: [Sammi has just pulled Ms. Cavell through the TV, and turns toward Roger] Roger.
- Roger Mockus: I am a big fan of yours. I have all your albums.
- Sammi Curr: Shut up! Play my tape for me tonight or die!
- Hysterical Survivor: [crying] Oh, God, it was--it was awful! I mean, this guy was shooting stuff out of his guitar and it was--and people were running and I don't--and my very best friend she was...
- Cop #1: All right, all right. What did the suspect look like?
- Hysterical Survivor: I told you. It was Sammi.
- Cop #1: Who is Sammi?
- Cop #2: Sammi Curr? The rock singer?
- Hysterical Survivor: [still crying] Yes. Yes.
- Cop #2: Sammi Curr died last week.
- Cop #1: [both cops turn away from the still-sobbing girl] Looks like we better check out the party punch.
- [first lines]
- Sammi Curr: Go bear these tidings to great Lucifer, say he surrenders up to him his soul. So he will spare him four and twenty years. To give me whatsoever I shall ask, to tell me whatsoever I demand, to slay mine enemies and aid my friends, and always be obedient to my will.