- Baby Lickety Split: Hurry, Spike! Look! This is a great place!
- Spike: A great place for what? My feet are killing me.
- Baby Lickety Split: To fly! Like Wind Whistler and North Star!
- Spike: But they're Pegasus Ponies! You're just an Earthling. You can't fly.
- Baby Lickety Split: Can too. I can do anything. Watch.
- Spike: No! You'll get hurt!
- [Lickety Split jumps off the cliff with Spike grasping her tail]
- Baby Lickety Split: We're flying!
- Spike: [as they descend] We're falling!
- Spike: Maybe you can wish away the smooze.
- Baby Lickety Split: That's not a wishing well. It can't help.
- Spike: Can't hurt. Go ahead, Lickety Split. Make a wish. Who knows? Maybe it can change things.
- Baby Lickety Split: I don't know. There's an awful lot to change.
- Draggle: I thought we didn't need anybody else! Is that another lie?
- Reeka: Put us down, Rainbow, please put us down!
- Hydia: No! Don't put us down! Don't do that!
- [the Rainbow drops the witches, who fall into the Smooze in the volcano]
- Reeka: You! You and your smooze!
- Draggle: Oh, it's all your fault... Mama!
- Hydia: This is NOT my fault! And don't call me Mama!
- Draggle: Mama!
- Reeka: Mother!
- Draggle: Mommy!
- Reeka: Ma!
- Spike: Where'd you learn that?
- Baby Lickety Split: I made it up.
- Spike: Well, you'd better un-make it quick.
- Baby Lickety Split: You didn't like it?
- Spike: Oh, it's great, Lickety Split, but if you do that in the show, you'll mess up everyone else. You're not the star, you know.
- Baby Lickety Split: I can do whatever I want. Besides, maybe someday, I will be a star.
- Spike: I hope so. Just don't do that step, okay?
- Spike: I know that you're upset, but don't rush off just yet. You can't take the world on single-handed. What if you should end up lost and stranded?
- Baby Lickety Split: Better that than being reprimanded.
- Shady: Can I go with you? I never get to go anywhere.
- Gusty: Oh no! Shady's nothing but bad luck!
- Shady: Just give me a chance. My luck's bound to change... I think.
- Magic Star: Everyone deserves a chance, Shady. You're in.
- Baby Lickety Split: [as Spike tries to push her up a steep hill] I'm too heavy, Spike.
- Spike: It's okay. Dragons are strong.
- Baby Lickety Split: But you're just a baby dragon.
- Spike: I'm still a dragon.
- Hydia: Gorgeous! Ponyland is turning dark, dank, and dreary! The little ponies are doomed!
- Draggle: Then we'll be all alone up here.
- Hydia: Splendid! We don't need anybody else!
- Reeka: [eating] Want some?
- Draggle: What is it?
- Reeka: Stuffed bat wings! Mmm, good!
- Draggle: [eating one] Are you sure we don't need anyone?
- Draggle: Well... well... well... when we got the stuff to make the Smooze, we uh, we uh, we forgot the phlume!
- Hydia: You forgot the PHLUME?
- Reeka: It was an honest mistake, Mama!
- Hydia: What... did you... call me?
- Reeka: Sorry, Hydia! I didn't mean to call you Mama!
- Hydia: I'm giving you one last chance, girls! Get the phlume, or GET A ROOM!
- Hydia: Now in order to make the Smooze, we'll need a few things...
- [shoves a long list into Reeka and Draggle's faces]
- Hydia: Go get 'em!
- Reeka, Draggle: [reading the list] Um, mold, mildew, muck, mire, fungus, slime, rust, and... and... PHLUME!
- Hydia: Yes, phlume!
- Draggle: Not phlume, Hydia, don't make us get phlume! Please don't!
- Reeka: Look at all the other things on the list that says "not phlume!"
- Magic Star: Do you hear something?
- Gusty: My horn itches.
- Shady: Something must be wrong.
- Magic Star: Something doesn't have to be wrong, Shady. Think positive for a change.
- Magic Star: I heard something that time!
- Gusty: Well, I didn't.
- Shady: Maybe it's going to rain. Maybe we'll get all wet and catch pneumonia!
- Gusty: Oh, I knew you shouldn't have come.
- Shady: No, I like the rain. I love it.
- Magic Star: We'll worry about the rain later.
- Shady: Oh, Gusty, look at you! It's all my fault! I know it!
- Gusty: Yeah, it is! You're bad luck!
- Magic Star: It's not your fault, Shady.
- Gusty: Yes, it is! Yes, it is!
- Bushwoolie #1: It's her fault! I can hardly move!
- Bushwoolie #3: Yeah, her fault!
- Magic Star: No, it's not. You're just grumpy because you've been smoozed.
- Shady: You don't have to agree with everything I say.
- Bushwoolie #2: Yeah, I do. Bushwoolies always agree with everything. Yes we do. Always.
- Shady: Don't you have anything to say for yourself?
- Bushwoolie #2: Yeah. Run!
- Fizzy: Great idea, Wind Whistler! Good thing you came along! We'll help Megan for sure now! We'll just...
- Magic Star: Settle down, Fizzy. We'll never get anywhere if you don't stop talking.
- Fizzy: Sorry, it's just that I get so excited, and...
- Magic Star: Follow me.
- Fizzy: Gee, I don't see why a little pony can't be a little enthusiastic once in a while.
- Hydia: Why can't you be evil like I taught you? Why won't you misbehave the way you should? You never use the guillotine I bought you! You just aren't bad enough for your own good!
- Hydia: Why can't you be mean, like Aunt Eureka? She fed her victims till they almost burst! Then cooked them with a smidgen of paprika. She always did her best to do her worst!
- Hydia: We're witches, wizards and warlocks! We're the reason honest people purchase doorlocks! We've turned princes into frogs, peasants into pheasants, soldiers and sailors into swine! We've never been accused of being angels, but as for being devils, we're divine!
- Hydia: One evil deed, that's all I asked! Oh, you're such a disappointment! I've given you everything a witch could want! Shabby clothes, a rotten place to live, all the foul-tasting food you can eat! And what do I get back? Nothing! Malevia over at Nightmare Heights, her daughter made Easter Sunday come up on a Tuesday! What've you done? Zip! A big fat zero!
- [trying to trick eachother into getting the phlume]
- Draggle: Why, Reeka dear, you look a little pale! I fear you aren't feeling at your best! I hope you haven't come down with a chill... Perhaps you need to take a little rest!
- Reeka: What about all the work we have to do? You're not going to do it all alone, are you?
- Draggle: Why, Reeka darling, what are sisters for? Not to worry, not to worry! I'll do the dirty work! I'll handle all the dirty work! You go relax in your room! I'll collect the muck and mire; I wouldn't want you to perspire; All you have to do is get the phlume!
- Reeka: Draggle dear, I just now had a flash! I still owe you a birthday gift or two! I suffered from a lack of ready cash, but now I'd like to make it up to you! I'll do the dirty work! I'll handle all the dirty work! Each humble job I'll assume! I'll be working overtime, collecting mold and filth and slime... all you have to do is get the phlume!
- [Reeka and Draggle look down a chasm]
- Reeka: Ahgg, you in there?
- [a roar fills the air]
- Draggle: He's in there!
- Reeka: We need your help, Ahgg!
- [Another roar]
- Draggle: Please, Ahgg, don't be difficult!
- [Another roar as two giant legs swipe at the witches]
- Reeka: [holding out a plate] Nice Ahgg, here! I fixed something special for you!
- [Ahgg grabs the plate from Reeka. Crunching is heard]
- Draggle: Ah, he likes it!
- Reeka: Does that mean you'll help?
- [a giant belch comes from the chasm]
- Draggle: Is that a yes or a no?
- Grundle King, Grundle, Grundle, Grundle, Grundle: [singing] Grundle good, grundle good, grundle good!
- Buttons: Baby Lickety Split! You ruined the whole show!
- Baby Lickety Split: I didn't mean to!
- Buttons: Oh, Baby Lickety Split! How could you be so selfish?
- [Baby Lickety Split runs off crying]
- Rosedust: Okay Flutter Ponies, SWITCH TO UTTER FLUTTER! PUSH THE SMOOZE BACK!
- Rosedust: Hey, Hydia I thought that you said "Nothing could stop the smooze."
- Hydia: I forgot! There is one thing that can stop the smooze and that's Flutter Pony's utter flutter.
- Draggle: So much for that idea mommy!
- Reeka: Yeah! Your plan failed big time mummy!
- Hydia: DON'T CALL ME MUMMY!