- Darren: We're going to scare him.
- Lizabeth: We're going to scare him?
- Darren: That's right just drive towards him. He'll move. Nobody wants to die.
- Lizabeth: Well, that's a freakin' fact. Least of all us.
- Darren: Will you just drive? He'll get out of our way.
- [she drives up to Jason and stops and Jason doesn't move]
- Lizabeth: Yeah. That really scared the shit out of him.
- Martin: [to his liquor bottle] Darling, you're going to be the death of me. But what a lovely way to go, huh?
- [tosses the bottle behind him; Jason catches it and stabs Martin with it]
- Nikki: [Nikki and Cort are having sex] This is the best! The best! But you gotta keep it up 'till the end of the song.
- Cort: [out of breath] How much longer?
- Nikki: Oh, about ten minutes.
- [Cort looks at her apprehensively]
- Nikki: [Jason pulls the power to the RV and the lights go out] Fuck!
- Cort: Aww! Yeah!
- Nikki: Cort! You did it already?
- Cort: Oh, c'mon wasn't that the end of the song?
- Megan: Maybe he was telling the truth. Just because our parents keep telling us that Jason was only a legend doesn't mean it wasn't true. What if he did come back here, looking for the camp counselor that caused him to drown as a boy, searching for the one that decapitated his vengeful mother? And you do know what today's date is, don't you? And I can think of only one thing even more terrifying.
- Cort: What?
- [Megan points at the school bus of kids]
- Cort: Yay, the kids are here.
- Bus Monitor: Here they are, and they're all yours.
- Sissy: Think I'd rather deal with old Jason.
- Cort: Hey, Nikki, what are you doing back there, taking a dump? Mind if I come back and snatch a peek? Or vice versa?
- Allen Hawes: You just have to see that Jason's dead, right? Seeing his corpse ain't gonna stop your hallucinations!
- Tommy: Seeing it won't, but destroying it will. Jason belongs in Hell - and I'm gonna see to it that he gets there.
- Tommy: Don't shoot, please!
- Sheriff Garris: You in show business, kid? You sure know how to make an entrance.
- Tommy: Listen, Jason is alive! He killed my friend...
- Sheriff Garris: You better slow down, kid. You already almost got your head blown off.
- Tommy: Will you listen, dammit?
- Sheriff Garris: Don't piss me off or I really will repaint this office with your brains!
- Sheriff Garris: That's my daughter's car.
- Officer Pappas: How do you want us to proceed?
- Sheriff Garris: With extreme care, asshole! If the kid's with her, there's every good chance he'll try to do something crazy.
- Tommy: [in the car, to Megan] Please don't do anything crazy.
- Cort: Check this out.
- [shows Nikki a shredded power cable]
- Nikki: What happened to it?
- Cort: I don't know, but I suggest if we don't want to look like it we make this place a memory right now.
- [Nikki looks at the cord a few seconds and follows Cort meeting him around the other side]
- Cort: Nikki, someone's out there. What if it's that guy, Jason?
- Nikki: [rushing him into the RV] I don't wanna know!
- Sissy: [dealing cards] Let's play another game; it's called "Camp Blood".
- Paula: [unenthusiastically] Great.
- Sissy: See, each face card represents a counselor. The Queen of Hearts is me. Now which one do you want?
- Paula: Sissy, I don't want to play.
- Sissy: Okay, you can be the Queen of Diamonds. Now, we take this Jack, which is Jason and shuffle him into these piles which represent cabins. The goal of the game is to find out which cabin Jason is in!
- Deputy Rick: This kid really wants us to believe his story.
- Sheriff Garris: That's not what worries me. It's how far he'll go to actually prove it.
- [Tommy suddenly turns off road]
- Sheriff Garris: Fucking-A! What did I tell you? Hit the noise and the cherries.
- Tommy: Please, Sheriff. You'll see we dug up it up.
- Sheriff Garris: Well, he must've got chilly in the night and pulled the dirt back over.
- Tommy: That's not right. Somebody covered it up. I got to see it.
- [Rick draws for his gun and points it at Tommy's head]
- Deputy Rick: Freeze it, psycho.
- Sheriff Garris: Now, see what you've done. You made my deputy draw his revolver. He's been dying to try out his mail-order laser scope.
- Deputy Rick: Wherever the red dot goes, you bang.
- Paula: You guys, I'm getting worried.
- Cort: About Jason?
- Paula: No, about Darren and Lizbeth. They should've at least called, don't you think? Megan?
- Megan: What?
- Paula: Hello?
- Megan: Yeah.
- Sissy: This girl's back in the jail cell with her prisoner of love. Don't be messing with no crazy jailbird, girl. Those dudes are bad news.
- Megan: And how do you know?
- Sissy: I've been around long enough to see plenty on TV.
- Megan: TV?
- Cort: Nikki, listen to this.
- [as Cort turns up the volume, Jason stabs a hunting knife in Cort's head]
- Deputy Rick: Megan, don't clown around.
- Megan: I'm not the one with the funny red nose. Now, open the cell and let him out.
- Deputy Rick: Meggie.
- Megan: I'm not kidding.
- Tommy: You better do as she says, because wherever the red dot goes, you bang.
- Tommy Jarvis: You have me where you want me. There's no reason...
- Sheriff Garris: If I had you where I wanted you, they'd be pumping your ass full of formaldehyde.
- Officer Pappas: Hey, hey, what are you doing running around out here? Now you go on back to bed.
- Nancy: No! No, no, there's a scary man!
- Officer Pappas: Aww, what scary man?
- [Jason appears]
- Darren: I say we stop the car, get out and start screaming for help.
- [Lizbeth stops the car abruptly]
- Darren: I was just kidding, Lizabeth.
- Lizabeth: Darren, we better turn around.
- Darren: Why?
- Lizabeth: Because I've seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.
- [reveals Jason standing in front of the car]
- [Burt is angrily cutting through grass with his machete after Katie shot him in a game of paintball]
- Burt: Dumb broad! She tricked me! God, they're gonna laugh for months! She should've stayed in the kitchen where she belongs! A woman shouldn't be allowed in these games! It's not a game; it's life!
- [Jason grabs and rips off Burt's arm as he raises it, sending him flying into a tree. Jason quizzically stares at Burt's torn-off arm - still holding his machete - that he has in his hand]
- Sheriff Garris: [to Tommy] For all the grief you've given me, you should be leaving wearing your balls as earrings. And if I ever see you around here again, you can guarantee it.
- Sheriff Garris: Holler if you see anything.
- Officer Pappas: Like what?
- Sheriff Garris: Anything that don't belong.
- Deputy Rick: Mike, over here!
- [Garris arrives and Rick points to the ground, where they see arms and legs of a paintball player]
- Deputy Rick: I'll order up some body bags.
- Sheriff Garris: [referring to Tommy] Our boy sure wants us to believe his story.
- Deputy Rick: Well, he picked the right day to pull this shit.
- Sheriff Garris: What do you mean?
- Deputy Rick: Happy Friday the 13th.
- Sheriff Garris: look im soory about what happend to your mom and your freinds all those years ago but nobody wants to reminided of that thats why the town changed its name.
- Martin: if they see that they will think martin isent a good caretaker but im a high school graduate i earned this job.