- Alexander Lucard: You were a third-rate bungler when you forgot to wake up Hitler on D-Day, and nothing's changed. You cannot attack me here or anywhere, Nosferatu. I'm too strong for you, too strong... and too smart.
- Nosferatu: But I've already won. When the markets open in Tokyo, my greatest coup will be complete... I will own your company.
- Alexander Lucard: [laughs] Tomorrow, Nosferatu, nothing will have changed... I'll still be rich, and you'll still be stupid.
- Alexander Lucard: And although I'm aware of the fact that closing the plant in Arvennes will put hundreds out of work, and perhaps kill the town, one must realize that... it was an ugly little town, anyway.
- Alexander Lucard: Why, Maximillian, visiting hours aren't for another two hours... when your uncle has become a full-blooded vampire.
- Max Townsend: Uncle Gustav?
- Alexander Lucard: Klaus, I'm on the last page, would you mind killing this little squirt for me?
- Max Townsend: You don't scare me, Lucard.
- Klaus Helsing: I'll hang him outside. Let the birds peck out his eyes, and the lizards chew on his toes.
- Max Townsend: Now this guy scares me.