- Bill S. Preston, Esq.: So, Dad, I imagine you and Missy, I mean Mom, have come to hear some of our most triumphant music?
- Missy: Actually Bill, we can hear you boys quite well from the kitchen.
- Bill S. Preston, Esq., Ted Logan: Actually Bill, we can hear you boys quite well from the kitchen.
- Bill's Dad: Are you kidding? This stuff is so loud, people can hear you in Australia!
- Bill S. Preston, Esq., Ted Logan: [both in Australian accent] Excellent, mate!
- Ted Logan: Bill, I just have one question for you.
- Bill S. Preston, Esq.: What is it, Ted?
- Ted Logan: What color is an orange?
- Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Ted, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name! Just like a lemon.