- [repeated line]
- Brainy Smurf: Is it much further Papa Smurf?
- Papa Smurf: Not much further my little smurfs.
- Jokey Smurf: [different location] Is it much further Papa Smurf?
- Papa Smurf: Not much Further my little smurfs
- Grouchy Smurf: [third location] Is it much further papa smurf?
- Papa Smurf: Yes it is!
- Papa Smurf: Nature Smurf, this time your love of animals has gone too far.
- Natural 'Nat' Smurf: I can't help it, Papa Smurf. Azrael got his foot caught in one of Gargamel's traps. I couldn't just leave him there to die.
- Papa Smurf: Okay, but as soon as his foot is better, then back he goes. Understand?
- Papa Smurf: Everyone what are the first two rules of Smurfdom? #1
- Smurfette, Brainy Smurf, Clockwork Smurf, Miner Smurf, Greedy Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, Jokey Smurf: [in unison] No casting spells on your own.
- Papa Smurf: And #2?
- Smurfette, Brainy Smurf, Clockwork Smurf, Miner Smurf, Greedy Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, Jokey Smurf: [in Unison] Don't go into Papa Smurf's lab without permission.
- Brainy Smurf: [while Papa Smurf is away, Brainy prepares to "secretly borrow" one of the magical potions from Papa's laboratory. As usual, several other Smurfs attempt to dissuade Brainy from doing this] ... My dear fellow Smurfs! While I appreciate your concern, please rest assured that I know exactly what I'm smurfing here. And besides, what's the worst thing that could possibly happen?
- [the other Smurfs roll their eyes]
- Smurfette: Brainy. The last time you smurfed around with Papa Smurf's magic potions, you made my garden grow those huge Venus Smurf-traps that tried to eat us all up!
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate Venus Smurf-traps...! Then again, what Smurf doesn't?
- Painter Smurf: [speaking with his barely-comprehensible French accent] Oui! And the time before that, you caused every Smurf in the Village to smurf in a different language -- so that no Smurf could make heads or smurfs from what any other Smurf was smurfing!
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate... what Painter just said.
- Vanity Smurf: And the time before *that*, you caused every other Smurf in the Village to look and sound exactly like *me*! Oh, I never felt so smurfily plain, homely, even -- dare I say it -- ordinary!
- Handy Smurf: And the time before THAT, you made all my inventions smurf to life and take over the Village!
- Smurfette, Grouchy, Painter, Vanity, & Handy: [in unison] And the time before *THAT*...!
- Brainy Smurf: Okay, okay; you've made your point! And I *do* learn from my smurf-ups... even though, I admit, that last one you nearly mentioned WAS pretty unsmurfy.
- Smurfette, Grouchy, Painter, Vanity, & Handy: [in unison] *You're telling us!*
- Brainy Smurf: [taking charge in Papa Smurf's absence] ... Look, in a crisis of this magnitude, Papa Smurf doesn't need some amateur idiot smurfing the shots against ridiculous odds. He needs a *professional* idiot -- and I'm that Smurf!
- Gargamel: [singing and dancing while weeding flowers from his yard] Oh, I'm evil, medieval, as evil as can be...
- Sassette Smurfling: Gee, he looks like a lot of fun!
- Sassette Smurfling: Oh, no! He's not fun at all!