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Explorers - Ein phantastisches Abenteuer

Heinlein the Mouse: [pressing buttons] I would like... cheese... go... to... hell...

Wak: Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don't think he deserved a series for that.

Ben Crandall: [to Steve Jackson, a school bully] Elephantitis is when something gets bloated and ugly like your ASS.

Darren Woods: [about "beings" on other planets] Maybe it's a bunch of Amazon rainforest women that wanna breed a new race.
Wolfgang Müller: You pervert.

Wolfgang Müller: It's asking for coordinates on x-, y- and z-axes to locate a point in space relative to its terminal. How did you dream this?

Ben Crandall: [stuttering, astounded at the violent film footage] But thi - see, this isn't real! A-a-and we don't really kill people! Well, we do, b-but n-not aliens, 'cause we haven't met any!

Ben Crandall: Mom.
Mrs. Crandall: Yeah.
Ben Crandall: Remember that stuff you were tellin' me about your dreams and doin' what you want to do. Well, if I really want to be an astronaut and go out in space - and really do that, it'd be ok, right?
Mrs. Crandall: Sure honey, if that's what you really want to do.
Ben Crandall: Ok.
Mrs. Crandall: [hugs him] Sleep tight.
Ben Crandall: Good night.
[then, after she's left the room]
Ben Crandall: Bye, Mom.

Starkiller: Burn in hell, alien maggots. You shall not possess our women, slime-bred vermin!

Wak: Its a brand new car! The Rolls Canardly... Rolls down one hill CanArdly get up the next!

[last lines]
Wak: A guy goes to a psychiatrist, has a complete examination. Afterwards the shrink says, "Well, I've examined you thoroughly. I've come to my conclusion. I think you're crazy!" And the guy says, "Well, I want a second opinion." And the shrink says, "All right. I think you're ugly too."

Wak: OK, now, I'd like a little assistance from the audience. If someone would like to come up and help me. Anyone?
[points to Ben]
Wak: You, son. Yes. Great. Could you come on-stage for just a minute, please?
[Ben joins him]
Wak: That's right. Right up here next to me. What's your name, son?
Ben Crandall: Ben.
Wak: Ben! Ben. Where you from?
Ben Crandall: Earth.
Wak: Earth. Anybody here from Earth?
[Wolfgang and Darren raise their hands]
Wak: Earth, see? You got all friends here today. Ben, I'd like you to do me a little favor, if you will. Would you do that?
Ben Crandall: Sure.
Wak: I'd like to improve my reception, so would you raise my antenna for me?
[Ben starts to grab at the antenna on top of Wak's head before he pulls back quickly]
Wak: Not that one, Ben! Not that one, thank you.
[Ben reaches back around to the antenna coming out of Wak's backpack]
Ben Crandall: These?
Wak: Yeah, that's right.
[as Ben is adjusting]
Wak: All right, move it a little to the right and out a little further. Feels good. Better, Ben.
[Ben raises them into position]
Wak: OK, that's pretty good. Oh, great. Thank you very much.
[in the voice of W.C. Fields]
Wak: Well, get away, son. You bother me.

Wak: [1:29:45] Look, I watched 4 episodes of Lassie before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke! Sure he rolled over, he did that fine but I didn't think he deserved a series for that!

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