- Ms. Carlson: And Tex, I don't want another report on "Smokey the Cow Horse"
- Tex McCormick: Yeah, but I read it everytime
- Ms. Carlson: Why don't you read another book by the same author?
- Tex McCormick: You mean, that guy, wrote another book?
- Ms. Carlson: Yes Tex, in the library.
- Tex McCormick: Oh, wow!
- Tex McCormick: [Whimpers] Oh no...
- Mason McCormick: [walks into Tex's room] Tex? You alright? You lose Something?
- Tex McCormick: [laying under his bed with only his feet sticking out] It's kinda nice down here. Cool and Quiet.
- Mason McCormick: Yeah, well maybe you should hurry it up so you can come have breakfast under the kitchen table. Then maybe you can catch a ride under the school bus!
- Tex McCormick: [Gets up from under his bed and wraps a blanket around him] You would like that wouldn't you?
- Fortune Teller: You may think of one yes or no question to yourself.
- Tex McCormick: [He sees a horse pass by and thinks about Rowdy] Yeah, Ok.
- Fortune Teller: I am sorry the answer is no.
- Lem Peters: [to mason about why he sells dope] You don't have people depending on you, to take care of!
- Tex McCormick: [In Lem's new car] Come on, let's go for a ride!
- Mason McCormick: [Points at Tex] What do you think he is? A baboon!
- Tex McCormick: Who me?