Pusteblume

Haha, that's easily the only good thing I remember about this piece of trash! I remember when I first saw this and thought "Whoa, Rutger must be pretty embarrassed to have done this", well, he did get to do a pretty hot chick in this one, and it's surprisingly graphic, with only penetration the only part of the act not directly shown!

This is probably one of the best movies I've ever seen. Non-stop excitement that continues scene after scene. English dubbed voices are also superb. Definitely suitable for all ages. All-around family fun. Ruter Hauer is the epitome of super cool. I'm pretty sure that a lot of future events were based on this movie. This movie has a true sense of what is ultimately funny. You can obviously tell that actors like John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Brad Pitt, etc. all try to capture the true essence of what Ruter Hauer portrays in this masterpiece, however, they fail to do so. A must see. If you liked Titanic, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, all Disney movies, this movie is definitely for you.

When Hauer made it as an international star (yes, even in the US of A), many of his lesser known and lesser in general films began to surface to cash in on his star. This is one of the most memorable. Even at a young age, Hauer had the burnt-out anti-hero down pat. Here he boozes heavily, abuses women (he was betrayed by one) and rides around on a motorcycle. It's tasteless and trashy, but it has some moments, like the never-ending sadistic sex scene which have to be seen to be believed. It's not that hard to find. The dubbing is the best part.

Before viewing this movie, I had only heard stories of the legend Rutger Hauer. I never had the chance to see the man in action, that is until I picked up a copy of Pusteblume on VHS for $2.99. (Best $2.99 i've spent in quite some time.) Rutger Hauer takes to the screen and puts on a great performance that I will always remember. In one scene, for no reason, Rick (Rutger) decides to do a handstand on his bead, (yes you are reading this correctly) it's then when he is in full stance on his head that the phone rings. Any other non-gymnastic talented person would get out of headstand stance and answer the phone. Not Rutger! Rutger answers the phone while standing on his head, has a two line conversation, and instead of hanging up the phone like you and me, Rutger throws it across the room. After watching this film, I am now on the hunt to find other Rutger classics!

This confused attempt to replicate the success of Turkish Delight does have some oddball moments that make it slightly entertaining and of mild interest to Rutger Hauer fans. Mainly I'm referring to the bizarro band scene where Rutger hops on stage to fake-play a guitar. Crazy dancing ensues. The whole thing is reminiscent of some of those wild partying moments in Reefer Madness.

The ending comes about in a perfunctory manner and leaves you giggling rather than feeling introspective. "Yeah, right," was the first thought that came to mind. I wouldn't put this on a must-watch list for anybody, even big Rutger fans. Instead, pick up the Verhoeven box set which contains Turkish Delight, Katie Tippel and Soldier of Orange. You'll feel much better about yourself in the morning.