- Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt: [to "Detective" Snoopy, thinking he's playacting] Your money or your life, you dirty rat!
- Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt: [seeing Snoopy and Woodstock run away to get Woodstock's nest] Hey, kid! Come back! We didn't finish the game! Come back, Snoooooop!
- Snoopy: [mutters something questioning]
- Marcie: I don't understand, sir.
- Snoopy: [mutters something questioning]
- Marcie: I don't understand you, sir.
- Snoopy: [mutters something questioning]
- Marcie: You don't make any sense, sir.
- Snoopy: [mutters something questioning, while Woodstock walks into the house]
- Marcie: I don't understand you, sir. Good night, sir.
- [slams the door on both of them, but not before Snoopy grabs Woodstock through the mail slot]
- Lucy: [reading Snoopy's defense] "To the court. In perfect accord, we ask for decree nisi, nuns pro tune, or trover and replevin. Or else the parties of the first part charge barratry of the court, ipso facto." Oh, good grief.
- Lucy: [as a judge] Oyez, oyez! The court is now in session! The stenographer will take down all events pertaining to this case!
- [bangs gavel]
- Lucy: Seven cents, please.
- Charlie Brown: But you haven't done anything yet.
- Lucy: It's a well-known fact that silver in the scales of justice have a great affinity.
- Lucy: [reading Snoopy's testimony] "Whereas the party of the first part hereafter known as 'Woodstock' and whereas the party of the second part hereafter known as 'Sally Brown' therefore and heretofore were are and will be parties to or therefrom to this agreement, ipso facto, quod set lambda, and whereas in subsequent parties of value
- [Woodstock starts yawning]
- Lucy: and pluribus cunums in laude therein and hereto..." Oh, good grief.
- Sally: You all know why we have a nervous system, right? So we can all get nervous doing these stupid reports!