- Angela (segment "Quebec Province 1975"): [after falling victim to Lucy's witchcraft] Lucy, please make me big again. I won't tell Mommy about the cat. I won't tell her about anything. Lucy, please! I promise!
- Lucy (segment "Quebec Province 1975"): You're not such a big girl anymore, are you, Angela? Why, you're no bigger than a mouse!
- Valentine De'ath (segment "Hollywood 1936"): [trying to get a genuine scream from her, but all she does is squeak] You sound like a mouse.
- Wallace (segment "London 1912"): [as Wallace is leaving, commenting on the large number of cats watching him] Don't envy your job.
- Janet (segment "London 1912"): We have a mutual understanding. I scratch their backs and they don't scratch mine.
- [smiles smugly]
- Miss Malkin (segment "London 1912"): My only regret is that I won't be here to see his face when you read the will.
- Miss Malkin (segment "London 1912"): Not feeding my precious darlings! That girl will be the death of me one of these days - I'm quite convinced of it.