- Financial Mediator: Well, that was undoubtedly the most appalling display of bad manners I've ever witnessed.
- Doc Fletcher: Okay, now there are a number of things that we can do. One: we can go home and tell Joe that his entire 3 million dollars has dissappeared. And that we are very sorry. He will be extremely sympathetic, of course, and I will wind up standing on the bottom of Lake Tahoe with cement boots on. Two, I skip town and spend the rest of my life running and hiding. Not as bad as One, but still... Three: we stay here and make the best of what we got.
- Albert Fiore: What've we got?
- Doc Fletcher: Nothing
- Prince Gianfranco di Siracusa: My great-great-grandfather was a Pope, and I have never been accustomed to being treated like - how do you say? - a total schmuck. Ciao.
- Prince Gianfranco di Siracusa: Benvenuto has been with my family since 1899. People like him do not exist anymore. He has not been paid since 1937.
- Prince Gianfranco di Siracusa: Well, Doc, where have you been? I was worried about you.
- Doc Fletcher: Oh, what a coincidence. So was I.
- Shireen Firdausi: Gianfranco, please...
- Prince Gianfranco di Siracusa: Yes, yes, tell me another lie. I'm still the fool that you think I am.
- Shireen Firdausi: Listen, Gianfranco...
- Prince Gianfranco di Siracusa: Why didn't you tell me, why? That man is the only friend I've ever had in my life. The only one. Why didn't you tell me? Why?
- Shireen Firdausi: Would you have gone along?
- Prince Gianfranco di Siracusa: No.
- Shireen Firdausi: That is why.
- Shireen Firdausi: Doc, we lied. But we didn't cheat and we didn't steal.
- Doc Fletcher: Two out of three's not bad.
- Agha Firdausi: Apart from all else, smuggling is the largest business on the Persian Gulf. Gold, watches, cattle... even slaves.
- Shireen Firdausi: And we simply added silver to the list.