- [theme song]
- Chorus: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, / Does whatever a spider can / Spins a web, any size / Catches thieves just like flies / Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man! / Is he strong? Listen, bud, / He's got radioactive blood / Can he swing from a thread? / Take a look overhead! / Hey there! There goes the Spider-Man! / In the chill of the night, at the scene of the crime, / like a streak of light, he arrives just in time! / Spider-Man, Spider-Man, / Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man / Wealth and fame, he's ignored / Action is his reward! / To him, Life is a great big bang-up / Wherever there's a hang-up/ You'll find the Spider-Man!
- Radiation Specialist: [the Specialist has discovered Spidey standing outside the reactor's dome] He's here. And now...
- [hits the external power override]
- Spider-Man: [standing outside the reactor's dome] Something's going on - my Spider-sense is tingling! I don't like this!
- [reappears inside the dome]
- Radiation Specialist: [turns around to face Spidey, who is clinging to the dome] Welcome, Spider-Man!
- J. Jonah Jameson: [while strapped to a gear, he notices Spider-Man arriving] It's about time you showed up! Get me down from here!
- Spider-Man: Say "please".
- J. Jonah Jameson: Don't be ridiculous. Get me down!
- Spider-Man: Please...
- J. Jonah Jameson: If you don't let me down, I'll... I'll...
- Spider-Man: [starts walking away from Jameson] Okay, see you later.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Wait, Spider-Man! Don't leave me here.
- Spider-Man: [turns around to face Jameson] Uh, what did you say?
- J. Jonah Jameson: I said
- [gulps]
- J. Jonah Jameson: "Please?"
- [Smiles nervously]