- Angel: Well, McGovern, you sure talked your way out of that one today. Ten straight games and you had to go and blow it.
- Aloysius X. 'Guffy' McGovern: Now look, I...
- Angel: Take off your hat.
- Aloysius X. 'Guffy' McGovern: Yes, Sir... All I said this afternoon...
- Angel: I heard what you said. Don't repeat it.
- Aloysius X. 'Guffy' McGovern: Now look, the guy called me an ape.
- Angel: Bowlegged ape.
- Aloysius X. 'Guffy' McGovern: Yeah.
- Angel: You are a little bowlegged.
- Aloysius X. 'Guffy' McGovern: What am I suppose to do, take it as a compliment? Don't I get a chance to talk back?
- Angel: Certainly. The English language has a total of 698,000 words. We ask you to avoid a hundredth of one percent of these... which at the moment seems to be your entire vocabulary.
- Aloysius X. 'Guffy' McGovern: I'll be tongue tied.
- Angel: Shakespeare wasn't, nor Milton or Robert Burns. Study, McGovern, study.