- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: [announcing a fight] All I can say is may the best gladiator submoige victorious. I thank you.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to interrupt your festivities and make a centrifugal inter... duction.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: [dictating] "Johnny Higgins has a new manager with the moniker of Slip Mahoney." Put a couple o' catastrophes around that "Slip," you know, like it's an innuendo.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Fellas, we gotta help Mr. Higgins. Now that Jimmy's gone, she's gonna be financially decapitated.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Mr. Commissioner, the sum and substance of this intimate conflagration we're havin' here this afternoon is dat I feel dat my boy Johnny has proven that he's entitled to a crack at the championship.
- Sach: Hey, Slip, can we put this off until tomorrow. I'm fatigued. Besides, I gotta get my beauty sleep.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: The beauty sleep hasn't been invented that would help you, now come on!
- Sach: Hey, Chief, why don't you slap me around a little? Maybe it'll cheer ya up.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Eh. My heart wouldn't be in it.
- Sach: Gee, you must be REALLY low.
- Louie: [trying to explain the noise upstairs from boxers training] Some plumbers fixin' the roof for me. It's one of those things. It's, uh, maybe there's, uh, thirty plumbers. You never can tell.
- Sach: Wish I was in there with that guy. I'd fracture him.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: You couldn't fracture a toy balloon.
- Sach: What's the hurry?
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Well, a stitch in time saves a thimble, and besides, Louie's libel to change his mind any minute. Come on get a wiggle on!
- Johnny Higgins: Answer the lady. Where's your manners?
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: We never take 'em into a bar.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: That last remark cut me to the quirk. It infected me as bein' both ambiguous and arduous.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Louie, you're a true humilitarian. You're go down in history as a great benefactory to de human race.