- Wimpy: No, no, no, no - it's not satisfactory at all. I do not consider it worth the money.
- Bluto: What are ya talkin' about? That's one of the best pictures we ever made! You don't know what's good!
- Wimpy: To view this masterpiece, would you loan me a penny - for which I will gladly pay you back Tuesday?
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- Popeye: Alright, folks - here we are at the greatest show on the fairway. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, before it's too late, folks! The greatest show in captivity, folks - step right up; no crowding, no pushing.