- Prince Peter Karagin, aka Peter Teranda: [singing] Blood and fire, not for me. / Blood and myer, not for me / Lovely ladies, six or seven / Luscious lips, I'm in heaven.
- Lydia Pavlovna Marakova: I don't drink champagne with strangers.
- Prince Peter Karagin, aka Peter Teranda: What do you drink with strangers?
- Prince Peter Karagin, aka Peter Teranda: Don't you love someone?
- Lydia Pavlovna Marakova: Is that your business?
- Prince Peter Karagin, aka Peter Teranda: I'll pray for him. I'd like to kill him, but I'll pray for him.
- Lydia Pavlovna Marakova: Sorry, I can't afford to meet you again.
- Prince Peter Karagin, aka Peter Teranda: Oh what a woman!
- Prince Peter Karagin, aka Peter Teranda: Who and *what* is Masha?
- Nicki Popoff: Ah, I met her last night, your Highness - my eyes met hers, her eyes met mine, our eyes met, and we knew.
- Nicki Popoff: Did your Highness say thirty days?
- Prince Peter Karagin, aka Peter Teranda: If you insist, I might say sixty.
- Nicki Popoff: Oh, sixty sir! That would kill me sir!
- Prince Peter Karagin, aka Peter Teranda: Alright, start dying.
- Prince Peter Karagin, aka Peter Teranda: Don't they put numbers on these houses?
- Policeman: The new numbers are on brass plates. That's progress. The janitors sell the brass plates for vodka. That's Russia.
- Lydia Pavlovna Marakova: Peter! He'll have you jailed!
- Prince Peter Karagin, aka Peter Teranda: That's where I sing the best!
- Nicki Popoff: I don't exactly know what freedom means, but if it has anything to do with good food, then I'm for it.
- Ivan Danchenoff: [the opera cast applauds following Lydia's audition] Silence! I don't hire you to applaud but to be applauded.
- Lydia Pavlovna Marakova: [She and Peter are going fast in a horse-drawn carriage] Oh, careful. You're going too fast.
- Prince Peter Karagin, aka Peter Teranda: Who? Me or the horses?
- Soldier in the trenches: Calvary stew.
- Second soldier: We used to ride 'em and now we eat 'em.
- Jeanette Sibirsky: What exquisite jewelry.
- Mrs. Danchenoff: I'm afraid they're just copies, my child.
- Ivan Danchenoff: Yes, yes. We ate the originals... indirectly.
- Capt. Michael Sibirsky: [Speaking of his wife] Once I commanded the czar's own guard. Now she commands me.
- Nicki Popoff: [after Princess Naalya Petrovna asks him to dance in his Parisian café] Oh, your highness. Well, and to think it took a revolution to bring us together.