- Insurance agent: Tuttle, the way you keep that nose to the grindstone, you're gonna wear out the grindstone.
- [first lines]
- Insurance agent: [on the phone] Yeah, yeah, I know. But call me tomorrow. I gotta get outta here.
- [hangs up]
- Insurance agent: Hey, Tuttle. I got a date for you tonight. Dot's cousin just got into town and you and I...
- Albert Tuttle: I already have an engagement. I've had it for over a month: with Cyrus J. Rutherford.
- [last lines]
- Matthews: Such fine coffee.
- Murkil: Isn't it?
- [we cut to a different scene]
- Carol Dunlap: Oh, Albert!
- Murkil: Would you care for the last cup of coffee, sir?
- Albert Tuttle: Yes, I would. What kind of coffee is this? You know, there are two classes of coffee, Murkil. There's the percolated and there's the drip.
- Murkil: This is percolated.
- Albert Tuttle: Sorry, I'm a drip.
- Murkil: I've brewed some coffee, sir, but I can't find anyone in the library.
- Morton Gellman - Attorney: Well, they've probably all retired.
- Murkil: Would you care for some, sir?
- Morton Gellman - Attorney: No, it keeps me awake.
- Murkil: I assure you, this coffee will not keep you awake.