- Bugs Bunny: [Bugs has just been locked outside. He prepares to bust the door down, but starts choking] Hey, I'm getting pneumonia! Open up! I'll die.
- Bugs Bunny: [frantic pounding on door] I'll die! No, I'm too young to die! Please... please let me in!
- Bugs Bunny: [to the audience] Hey, this scene oughta get me the Academy Award.
- Bugs Bunny: [resumes acting] Say goodbye to Uncle Louie for me... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *fakes death*
- Elmer Fudd: [Elmer then opens the door] Uncle Wouie?
- Elmer Fudd: [see Bugs on the floor] What have I done? Thwee miwwion dowwars all shot to pieces!
- Elmer Fudd: [fans Bugs with his hat] Don't die, Mr. Wabbit! *cries* Pwease don't die!
- Elmer Fudd: [Bugs is filing his gloved nails] Pwease, Mr. Wabbit! Go on back into the fowest where you bewong.
- Elmer Fudd: [Pets Bugs on the head] Be a nice Mr. Wabbit.
- Bugs Bunny: *yelping in pain* Hey, what are ya trying to do, kill me? Eh, you fractured my skull! I'm gonna call Uncle Louie, that's what I'm gonna do!
- Bugs Bunny: [runs over to the phone and clicks the receiver repeatedly] Operator, operator! Hey, you got a nickel?
- Bugs Bunny: [Elmer hands him a nickel and Bugs puts it in his pocket] Hello, operator, operator! Gimme Walnut 3-3... Oh, is that you, Mert? How's every little thing?
- Bugs Bunny: [Elmer is chasing Bugs around Elmer's grandfather clock,the clock then chimes] Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Yipee! Hooray! Happy New Year!
- [grabs Elmer's hands and starts singing "Auld Lang Syne",Elmer starts to sing, but then looks at the calendar,which says July]
- Elmer Fudd: Why, you!
- Bugs Bunny: [Bugs stops singing] Well, yipe again!
- Delivery Boy: Easter greetings!
- [Throws Elmer Fudd a giant package in the shape of an Easter Egg]
- Many Rabbits: [Package pops open, revealing many baby rabbits] Eh, what's up doc?
- [All the rabbits jump out and all over the place]
- [Elmer carries a carrot-chewing Bugs like a baby]
- Elmer Fudd: [singing morosely] Wock-a-bye baby on the tweetop. When the wind bwows the cwadle will...
- Bugs Bunny: [removes Elmer's hat and knocks on his head before putting it back on] Come on, fat stuff! Swing it!
- Elmer Fudd: [singing faster] Wock-a-bye baby on the tweetop. When the wind bwows the cwadle will wock. When the bough bweaks, the cwadle will fall and down with come baby...!
- Delivery Man: [front door buzzer] Special Delivery.
- Elmer Fudd: [reads letter] "Your Uncle Louie has kicked the bucket. You now inherit three million dollars. Inheritance tax: two million, defense tax, state tax, county... Which leaves you owing us $1.98. Please remit!"
- Bugs Bunny: You don't get the dough, eh, butterball?
- Elmer Fudd: No, but I'm gonna get YOU!
- Bugs Bunny: Yipe!
- Bugs Bunny: [runs downstairs to Elmer's basement, but runs back upstairs again] Don't Go down there! It's dark!