- Bugs Bunny: Look, Doc. Do I go around nailing signs over your house? Do I? There's still such a thing as private property, you know. Did you ever hear about the inalienable right of the sanctity of the home?
- [Ala Bahma rudely smears a pie on Bugs' face]
- Bugs Bunny: [to the audience] Of course you realize this means war!
- Ala Bahma: And now from the empty hat I will prestigajagoo... proostiga... prastigatijay... pull a live rabbit. Yes. Rootah, Vootah, Zoot! And observe, a rabbit! Yes.
- [Pulls a carrot instead; audience laughs]
- [last lines]
- Bugs Bunny: If I dood it, I get a whippin'. I dood it!
- [Bugs hits Bahma in face with pie]
- Bugs Bunny: [singing] Aloha Oe, farewell to thee...
- Ala Bahma: Uh, do you like blacksberries pie?
- Bugs Bunny: [shakes his head] No, no... did you say blackberry pie?
- [Ala Bahma nods]
- Bugs Bunny: Yum. Yummy.
- [Ala Bahma pulls a hanky, places it on his palm, pulls it to reveal a pie]
- Ala Bahma: Well, have some!
- [Ala Bahma smears the pie on Bugs' face]
- Ala Bahma: [chuckling nastily] Ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho! What a dumb bunny! Ha-ha-ha!
- [Ala Bahma leaves]
- Bugs Bunny: [to the audience] Of course you realize this means war!
- Bugs Bunny: Let's see now. Uh, you was trying to prestigogiga... prestadagigoo... pro presta... pull a rabbit out of the hat. Regardez!
- [Bugs dives into the hat]
- Bugs Bunny: Rootah, Vootah, Zoot!
- [He pulls himself from the hat by the ears and takes several bows]
- Bugs Bunny: [quickly changes in his fencing gear; spouting French words] En garde! Touché! Café au lait! Champs Élysées! Portail! Au revoir! Sous suit!
- [Ala Bahma charges at Bugs with his sword, swinging like crazy]
- Bugs Bunny: [from the balcony; jeering] What a performance, d'Artagnan! What a performance! *laughs*