- Sally Brown: I wonder why divorcees are so attractive.
- Hank Oldfield: Well, everyone likes to do business with an established firm.
- Sally Brown: I guess you're right.
- Sally Brown: [Dancing with Stephen] So you'd like to beat me, would you?
- Stephen Illington: Yes! I'd like to give you a good old-fashioned spanking.
- Sally Brown: Right here?
- Stephen Illington: No - in the usual place.
- Ardis Delafield: Look out for foreign bozos. They make more forward passes and offside plays in an evening than anything Notre Dame does in a season.
- Sally Brown: Ardis, what's the matter with me?
- Ardis Delafield: What's the matter? Do you feel ill?
- Sally Brown: No, but Jud treats me as if I were a baby. And everyone else does too.
- Ardis Delafield: [she laughs] Sally, you're the old-fashioned, simple type. Nowadays, sophistication is the cry. Experience. Men aren't interested any longer in a sheet of virgin white paper. They want something with some writing on it.
- Sally Brown: Well how does one get experience? In a nice way, I mean.
- Ardis Delafield: Well, the only way to get experience in a nice way is to get married.
- Sally Brown: Every woman should be allowed at least one unhappy marriage. Just to get her started.
- Jud Carey: I'm afraid your unhappy marriage has made you a bit cynical.