- Tommy Tanner: The manager came backstage and said he didn't allow profanity in his theatre.
- Egbert G. Higginbothom: We didn't use any profanity.
- Tommy Tanner: I know, but the audience did.
- Tommy Tanner: Have you ever stopped to wonder what you'd do if you had Rockefeller's money?
- Egbert G. Higginbothom: No, but I've stopped and wondered what he'd do if he had mine.