- Jane Mitchell: Well, as much as I hate to leave such distinguished company, I have to be on my way.
- Terry Martin: Where are we going?
- Jane Mitchell: Different directions.
- Jane Mitchell: I take it, you've decided to drive.
- Terry Martin: Yeah, yeah, I think I will. Riding with women drivers always makes me nervous. You know, I take enough chances everyday.
- Terry Martin: Hey, that crate turned over too easy. Something wrong with that spring balance there.
- Mr. Dean: There can't be anything wrong with it. We figured it out to a T.
- Terry Martin: Yeah, well you better go on to X, Y, Z.
- Gadget: Listen, let me give you a little advice, will you, please. Lay off dames, they'll ruin your future.
- Frank Lawson: Here you are, lady. I hope it's what you want.
- Josephine Sanderson: Oh, I'm sure it will be, Frank. You've never let me down yet.
- Frank Lawson: Thanks, Jo. I mean, doggone it, now that you've been made Office Manager, it seems I should call you Miss Sanderson.
- Josephine Sanderson: Yes, a lot of things have changed since I became an executive. I wonder if it's worthwhile, if any woman should climb too high.
- Fanny Lane: Hello, Terry.
- Terry Martin: Hello, Fanny, how you doin'?
- Fanny Lane: Fine. I'm havin' a scrumptious time.
- Frank Lawson: Miss Mitchell, meet Miss Sanderson.
- Josephine Sanderson: How do you do?
- Jane Mitchell: How do you do? I'm so glad to meet you. I read a lot about you in a woman's magazine.
- Josephine Sanderson: Oh, from stenographer to executive or how a woman made good in big business. There's a sequel to it too.
- Jane Mitchell: A sequel?
- Josephine Sanderson: Yes. It's to be called "So What."
- Josephine Sanderson: What's the idea of making a sap out of yourself?
- Terry Martin: It's my business.
- Josephine Sanderson: And mine too. I hate to see a man lose his job over a woman.
- Terry Martin: Woman? Who said that there was a woman?
- Josephine Sanderson: *I* did and I know what I'm talking about. You wanted to bring Jane Mitchell here tonight and Frank beat you to it; so, now you're behaving like a naughty, sulky little boy.
- Gadget: Hey, what are you doin' way out here?
- Fanny Lane: Oh, don't be cross, loverboy. Its my vacation, and I want to be near ya.
- Gadget: Yeah, near me and fourteen other mechanics.
- Fanny Lane: Oh, I swear I won't even look at another man.
- Gadget: Your promises are false, woman. So, take your torch some other place.
- Fanny Lane: Oh, loverboy, Gadgy-Wadgy, please forgive me.
- Gadget: Hey, Shorty, see that dame there? She's got a double-reverse, triple-cross play that make Notre Dame look like a lot of croquet players. Ain't that murder. Big Hoosier.
- Mr. Dean: If Miss Mitchell were a boy who would someday inherit fifty-two percent of the company, everyone would applaud her for coming out to learn things from the bottom. Well, a girl can have horse sense too!
- Terry Martin: Yeah, I guess so.
- [first lines]
- Frank Lawson: You must be a newcomer around here to get so excited about a little thing like that.
- Jane Mitchell: A little thing?
- Jane Mitchell: I bring you news from the publicity department - which sees all, hears all, and blabs all.
- Gadget: Now, ain't that awful. If anybody would tell me my pal, Terry Martin, was a quitter, I'd make him swallow two things: first the words and then his teeth.